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Share a Coke with: whoever you want
After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle.
"We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
White paper makes people more creative
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people.
"We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic
Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck.
"This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
Renaming of Heathrow Airport's Terminal 2 a spooky omen
London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal.
"Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...
............Daddy cool?
Fathers Day..that once a year milestone when millions of Dads look back over the years with fond memories and a tear in their eye as they remember what it was once like to have money in their wallets!Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest
United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool
Secret ball boy training revealed as priority for Premier League academies
Match-fixing scandal revealed by referee whistleblower
Rooney Retires!
Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!
Entertainment & Gossip
Vocally impaired badger favourite to win 'The Voice'
Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfeet and Tim Ricekrispies unveil their new musical: Le Pissoir
Channel 5 Greenlights New Reality Shows for 2013
Spice Girls show goes tits up
Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!
Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!
Business Brief
India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!
New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales
NASA 'saw Comet bankruptcy' months ago
Austerity measures for the Tooth Fairy
Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers
Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners
World News
House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act
Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare
Mayor Bloomberg asks America, "How Many Calories Are in the Big Apple?"
I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism
Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice
Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?
Magazine
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NSA and UK Officials Explain
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Bilderbergers on the farm 2013
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Ben Affleck on parenting
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Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!
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Early Man's Version of Beer Pong was Different but the Results were the Same
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Absinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain
