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10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41442.6189583#1#340660

......down under or one over?

In an attempt to 'up the game' another piss head Pom goes for the balcony hurling pre-2016 Olympic record. This time from the 15th floor of an Auckland NZ apartment block!!!....cheeky bugger.

10#14117#John_L#41442.581794#2#833723

Google's new honest Chrome advert

You Tube videos will now start with a man in a suit and dark glasses and be captioned: "Chrome can't stop the NSA spying on you, but Chrome is the fastest was to let the NSA know what you are doing."

10#8731#IainB#41441.9239005#3#988886

New Chinese Dish created

After the Giant Yellow Duck art installation popped in China a new Chinese dish has been invented: Hong Kong Flattened Duck.

10#13736#CaptainSausage#41440.7133102#4#224177

Anticapitalist protesters cause trouble

An anticapitalist group are protesting in Belfast today, saying that the time for capitalising words is over.

"i think we should just rite in small letters," said one participant.

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41440.7008449#5#862764

......Catty bitch!

Liz's birthday 'honours' yet again everyone except the cookhouse cat gets to win a prize...better luck next year puss!

10#8731#IainB#41439.9227083#6#391938

Beady Eye announce their next few albums

Liam Gallagher has said his new band, Beady Eye, will name their first album Be. "The next will be called Ad," said Gallagher, "then we'll have two more both called Ye. Then I'll quit in a strop."

10#8731#IainB#41439.9065162#7#247429

Matt Smith is to cease being the Doctor

When Matt Smith retires from the BBC's Doctor Who, his replacement will be Sanjeev Bhaskar, from the Kumars at 42. "Well," said Sanjeev, "It's to reflect proportion of Asian doctors."

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41439.7000116#8#594585

Up the Khyber!

Prince Williams DNA test has proved Indian ancestry.....stick him in the curry!

10#8668#whatinthe world#41439.562338#9#616041

Dear Henry

Mr Henry Balcock of Sandgate today anounced to a world waiting with abated breath that he had his 4,123,968,571st thought today. When asked what it was, he replied "Fuck off and leave me alone!"

10#13742#David Grant#41439.3713773#10#76668

Word Up

Emily Dreamworld has been named Britain's top social worker for using the word "Disenfranchised" more than anyone else in the nation.

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