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Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers
Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato. The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies. The epidemic has resul...
Woman returns from shops empty-handed
A Headingley woman caused a massive shock when she came home from a shopping spree in Leeds with nothing at all!
Leeds is the biggest shopping centre in the north of England, with an estimated 6 million eager customers buying loads of stuff every...
Bubble wrap - top of the pops!
After much deliberation, sharp points and millions of things that go 'pop', Bubble Wrap has once again been voted Top of the Pops.
"It's fantastic news," said Brian Gigglesworth, head of the Bubble Wrap Federation of Cumbria and the UK. "This make...
Ducks trained to bomb enemy targets
The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East.
"Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...
Mr Blobby arrested on suspicion of offenses carried out in 1990s
Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP
Atos canonised by the Catholic Church
Royal Mail publishes Post Office league tables
Glasgow Kiss For UKIP
Police have 'new leads' in Peppa Pig disappearance
The Beatles to reform for the next Eurovision
Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Rafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'
Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week
World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win
United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool
Why India will beat England
Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions
Business Brief
Prostitutes struggling in austerity Britain
"End of the world can't come quick enough" says pay-day loan company Wodga.web's biggest debtor
Trump plans to rescue World Economy by creating World's Largest Golf Course
Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range
Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor
World News
France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain
Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!
O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison
Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft
Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth
