Top Satire Stories
Share a Coke with: whoever you want
After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle.
"We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
White paper makes people more creative
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people.
"We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic
Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck.
"This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
Renaming of Heathrow Airport's Terminal 2 a spooky omen
London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal.
"Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...
............Daddy cool?
Fathers Day..that once a year milestone when millions of Dads look back over the years with fond memories and a tear in their eye as they remember what it was once like to have money in their wallets!Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Rory McIlroy's Nike Golf Club $25M is Being Paid by Tiger Woods
Lance Armstrong Only Cheating Himself - Claim
Paolo di Canio, Swindon manager = non-fascist, di Canio Sunderland manager = fascist!
World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win
David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG
Cristiano Ronaldo joins mega-rich Stoke City
Business Brief
Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers
"Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled
Boost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo
High Street stores to merge
Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor
Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range
World News
House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act
Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare
Mayor Bloomberg asks America, "How Many Calories Are in the Big Apple?"
I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism
Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice
Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?
Magazine
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NSA and UK Officials Explain
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Bilderbergers on the farm 2013
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Ben Affleck on parenting
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Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!
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Early Man's Version of Beer Pong was Different but the Results were the Same
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Absinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain
