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Derek Acorah arrested as part of operation Yo-Yo
Operation Yo-Yo, the second phase of the police's inspection of famous people's previous indiscretions has uncovered two previous indiscretions by world famous psychic and generally well groomed Scouser, Derek Acorah.
"We have discovered that duri...
Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street.
George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...
The list voted most important invention of all time
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time.
"We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Theresa May suspects she should remain anonymous until charged
London - "There will be circumstances," Home Secretary Theresa May said today, "when keeping yer gob shut and pleading The Fifth will be in the best interests of the Conservative Party."
That means people who have been arrested should not be named...
History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.Top Spoof Headlines
Business Brief
Sparks and Mensa launch their Health and Safety fashion range
Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry
Pig meat found in hot cross buns
Shove it Samsung: Apple to release another new iPhone
Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor
Sinclair to launch the C6
World News
Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!
Self Plagiarist Sues Himself
The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!
Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia
Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron
The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking
