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Tories Apologise To Mental Health Organisations Over Use Of Stigmatising Language

'Our activists should not be described as "mad, swivel-eyed loons",' said a spokesman, 'but rather as people with severe mental health problems who experience ocular complications.'

10#8731#IainB#41410.8743403#2#389267

History of Cross Dressing - part 1

Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.

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Retirement 'Harmful To Health' Says The Institute For Economic Affairs (IEA)

'Also, poverty is healthy, but voting UKIP causes fatal illnesses,' said Mark Littlewood, IEA Director. 'The IEA is independent,' he added, 'we never manipulate public opinion to government agendas.'

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News to hand

Mr Nigel Crackenthorpe of Lentle Lane Wandsworth has finally worked out how to enter his two bedroom home. He unlocked the front door and walked in. He now will work out how to get out again. Serious.

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Poets to be deported

Budding poets are to be rounded up and excised from the general population in a PR move by the British government. "Yes, they will be shipped to South Georgia" said a spokesperson for David Cameron.

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Hitler's love child

A Latvian bus driver has confessed to being the love child of Adolf Hitler and Marlene Dietrich. "Ya, I'm the one and only" he cried. The man has been detained in a psychiatric facility for some time.

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41410.3725463#7#407884

Oh, to be in England...now that summer is here!

Snow in May: White stuff hits parts of UK.....meanwhile, the brown stuff continues to hit everywhere else!

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Gone but not forgotten.

Brad Pitt 'Emotional' about Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy...as are we all cobber...as are we all!

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41409.7805556#9#972173

King of the bungle?

Safari guide filmed charging towards elephant, obviously Irish.

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"You can tell by the way I'm outta work...but its alright!"

HSBC warns 14,000 more job cuts likely....soon they'll be turning job centres into night clubs due to record memberships.

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