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Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street.
George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...
The list voted most important invention of all time
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time.
"We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Bubble wrap - top of the pops!
After much deliberation, sharp points and millions of things that go 'pop', Bubble Wrap has once again been voted Top of the Pops.
"It's fantastic news," said Brian Gigglesworth, head of the Bubble Wrap Federation of Cumbria and the UK. "This make...
Ducks trained to bomb enemy targets
The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East.
"Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...
History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Secret ball boy training revealed as priority for Premier League academies
Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled
American Football roundup
Paolo di Canio, Swindon manager = non-fascist, di Canio Sunderland manager = fascist!
Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team
World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win
Business Brief
Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year
Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers
Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry
Trump plans to rescue World Economy by creating World's Largest Golf Course
UK's Last Mackeson Well Runs Dry
Irish Waffle Could Keep British Lights On
