Funny story: 'Heartless' thief steals Disability Scooter

'Heartless' thief steals Disability Scooter

A heartless thief broke into the property of locally named Spack McCrackin, in Cradley Heath, West Midlands, and 'fled' on the £2,000 machine. Det Con Stirling Moss said: "This is a very upsetting case as one person's thoughtless crime as left the...

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My stripping caused the Tory win

The time has come for a confession. When I stripped outside the House of Commons before the election the reverberations led to a Toy win in the erection. This is no cock and bull story - I have evidence to support this claim provided by no less an...

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Funny story: Man jailed for not eating a chocolate bar quickly enough

Man jailed for not eating a chocolate bar quickly enough

A former council worker who did not eat a chocolate bar quickly enough on a very hot day, leaving it completely melted, has been jailed for 11 years. Under the extended sentence for chocolate product protection, Joey Smith will have to serve two-t...

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Tour De France cyclist's non - taking of drugs

A cyclist in this year's Tour De France may be dope - free, it's emerged. However, the Swiss racer has tested positive for Lemsip. 'The guy's a slave to Paracetomol', says non - Swiss Doctor
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