Funny story:  David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Although crucified by both press and players, it was revealed this morning that Moyes wasn't 'the chosen one'. Alex Ferguson had described the job of leading the 'Red Devils' as being as difficult as 'Moses parting the waves, or Noah building his...
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Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
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General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

The nation has collectively stated that it is willing to accept an additional holiday called 'Easter2' if David 'Jesus Jnr' Cameron is sacrificed. The holiday would officially give the public a day to reflect on all the vital work that the current...
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Funny story:  Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

Mourinho Blames Toilet For Missing The Target

After getting drunk to forget the devastating loss to Sunderland, Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho blamed his toilet for not being in the right place as a lot of his excrement missed the target. Behind closed doors, Jose has been cleaning up his mess be...
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A right royal carry-on!

When asked what she thought of Ulura a rather bored and hearing impaired Kate replied: "I see heir's cock quite enough at home thank you very much!"
 

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