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Harry Styles splits with Caroline Flack, seen visiting Demi Moore in hospital
One Direction's Harry Styles has ended his three-month romance with telly presenter Caroline Flack.
The pop heart-throb, who at just 17 is 15 YEARS Caroline's junior, ditched her this week after deciding their relationship was getting too serious.
"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.
The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old.
The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...
Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence
The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility.
He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...
Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss
In an interview with The Daily Torygraph, Dave Hartnett says that householders have a duty to ensure that other people do not evade paying their share of tax.
Paying a builder or cleaner in cash, allowing them to evade VAT or income tax, will result...
First the swastika Olympic logo, now Danny Boyle's daft 'land that's been poisoned by industrial legacy' opening ceremony theme
Australian Open: Scottish Man almost British after five set set classic
Surprise Guest at Dorking Steam Engine Renovation Society
Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez
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Croatians Vote To Join EU - Local Man Fit To Be Tied
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Plastic surgery advertising ban
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Costa Concordia will need exorcism Pope warns salvage company
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Deport the Middletons to Sandwich Islands: campaign gathers momentum
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Hitler's Lost Testicle Found In Polski Sklep
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Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames
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Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!
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City Legend Mike Summerbee Banking On A 12-0 City Win
Transfer Window: Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United
Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final
Entertainment & Gossip
Total Wipeout USA Earns TV Repair Man Praise For Digital Channel
Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist
Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website
Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band
Harry Stiles from One Direction confirms age gap in love affair too big
Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album
Science & Technology
Higgs Boson Confusion Causes Head Explosion Outbreak
Pie And Pizza Diet Named 'World's Worst Ever'
London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve
Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses Overnight: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore as if ever did
More evolution hocus pocus!
"Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012
World News
Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'
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Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed
Warren Buffett's Secretary Arrested For Panhandling
Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon
Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters
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