Funny story:  JK Rowling Plans Crime Spree

JK Rowling Plans Crime Spree

JK Rowling, whose crime novels written under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith will eventually outnumber her Harry Potter books, has announced that she is planning a crime spree. Our informant "Mick", who generally hangs out at the bus station rubb...
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Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...
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Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

After discovering huge amounts of morphine in the Queen's horse (one of many) the royal vet, Sir Humphrey Nag, a renowned horse whisperer, issued the following statement: "The Queen's horse, who shall remain anonymous, has confirmed the fact that...
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Funny story:  Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

The transfer situation at Leeds United has "gone into meltdown" as Dave Hockaday has admitted that "all the good players we (Leeds) want to sign won't be able to adapt to the amazing diamond formation the club now plays better than who we've got."...
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Government to use Jersey to stockpile Russian dolls.

David Cameron amidst fears Britain will stop trading with Russia is going to use Jersey to stockpile Russian dolls. Jersey citizens will be moved to Suffolk.
 

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