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Derek Acorah arrested as part of operation Yo-Yo
Operation Yo-Yo, the second phase of the police's inspection of famous people's previous indiscretions has uncovered two previous indiscretions by world famous psychic and generally well groomed Scouser, Derek Acorah.
"We have discovered that duri...
Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street.
George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...
The list voted most important invention of all time
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time.
"We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Theresa May suspects she should remain anonymous until charged
London - "There will be circumstances," Home Secretary Theresa May said today, "when keeping yer gob shut and pleading The Fifth will be in the best interests of the Conservative Party."
That means people who have been arrested should not be named...
History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week
Boat race won by Hull
Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager
World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win
Lonely Italian football supporter rings helpline for help against loneliness!
Eden Hazard admits, "I did not kick that boy, I only kicked his balls!"
Entertainment & Gossip
Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event
Spice Girls show goes tits up
Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack
It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade
Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfeet and Tim Ricekrispies unveil their new musical: Le Pissoir
Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Science & Technology
Scousers descended from Missing Link new survey says
Cardiac arrest? There's an app for that
Its Official - NASA is Winning the Space Race!
Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"
Stephen Hawking Has Been Walking for Years, We Just Can't See It
Google add flooding to their navigation maps
Business Brief
Iranians to sell Airfix
Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional
Trump plans to rescue World Economy by creating World's Largest Golf Course
Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor
Government proposal to tax orgasms
Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
World News
Fart Farms: Rural North Carolina alternative energy initiative!
Self Plagiarist Sues Himself
The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!
Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia
Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron
The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking
