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Lost seal pup winds up in Skegness after 3,200km trip from Greenland

Amazing story

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Woman stayed in rental car for a week!

A woman spent seven days in a rental car after driving into pond!

Photo & Report

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Westminster Goes Roman!

The inevitable division of Scotland from England has prompted UK Defence Secretary, Phillip Hammond, to build a new border wall between the two nations. Hadrian Inc. of Rome has been contracted.

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A new survey has found that 68 per cent of British public say they distrust tabloid newspapers.

The other 32% of the population are in straight jackets and not allowed to eat with sharp objects unsupervised.

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Weather Forecasters Must Be More Accountable, Demand Damp Members Of The Public

'Every day they appear on TV, mostly predicting poor weather,' said a spokesman for the weather-using public. 'In any other profession, they would be sacked for such constant admissions of failure.'

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Who Is To Blame for Economy Stalling?

No way, Roger Daltry and the boys had nothing to do with it, more like that little shit Bieber if you ask me!

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PMQ's

Cameron accused of 'smug complacency' during Prime Ministers Question time, roughly translated as, feckin' Tory boy arsole

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Psychic Hanged in prison

TV Psychic Paedophile found hanged in prison..boy, bet he never saw that coming!

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Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, Reads A Robert Burns Poem On BBC Radio 4

'I will continue to read Robert Burns' poems at the English,' threatened Mr Salmond, 'until Scotland achieves independence.'

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He Did Not See That One Coming

Stevie Wonder is to reunite in the studio with Sir Paul McCartney after 30+ years.

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