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Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank
A newlywed groom woke up in hospital the day after his wedding to find both his legs had been amputated - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother.
Plumber Sydney Squat-Thrust chopped off his brother Jarrod's legs as he slept on his weddi...
Gay Divorce yet to be legalised
Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.
Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP
A spokesman for the Scottish National Party has suggested that if Scotland becomes independent from the rest of the UK next year, and if the rest of the UK wants to leave the EU, then it would make sense for Scotland to take over the UK's seat in the...
Woman returns from shops empty-handed
A Headingley woman caused a massive shock when she came home from a shopping spree in Leeds with nothing at all!
Leeds is the biggest shopping centre in the north of England, with an estimated 6 million eager customers buying loads of stuff every...
Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Homo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals
Wayne Rooney confirmed with rabies in Montenegro!
Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!
Rocket Ronnie Not Recovered From His Extended Rest
Secret ball boy training revealed as priority for Premier League academies
Why India will beat England
Entertainment & Gossip
Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!
One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover
Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Jim Davidson Nicked
It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade
New Star Wars film to be made in the UK
