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White paper makes people more creative
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people.
"We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
Share a Coke with: whoever you want
After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle.
"We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
Floppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic
Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck.
"This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
Renaming of Heathrow Airport's Terminal 2 a spooky omen
London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal.
"Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...
............Daddy cool?
Fathers Day..that once a year milestone when millions of Dads look back over the years with fond memories and a tear in their eye as they remember what it was once like to have money in their wallets!Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager
Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week
Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'
Lance Armstrong Only Cheating Himself - Claim
Eden Hazard admits, "I did not kick that boy, I only kicked his balls!"
Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!
Entertainment & Gossip
Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack
The latest trends in German music
New Star Wars film to be made in the UK
Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin
And the winner is...
Isle of Wight News - I'm a Celebrity get me out of Ventnor
Science & Technology
Dung beetles are not full of crap; they are aliens!
New App is instant best seller
Its Official - NASA is Winning the Space Race!
Intelligent Design stop using the eye as an example after Michael Beye discovers he needs glasses
Opponents of Fracking say the country might sink if it's allowed
Earth rips itself a new one
Business Brief
Government proposal to tax orgasms
Austerity measures for the Tooth Fairy
New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales
Benefit Buggers defraud local authorities by millions - So, what else is new?
Continued Failure To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A Dead Horse, Says Food Industry
Shove it Samsung: Apple to release another new iPhone
World News
House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act
Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare
Mayor Bloomberg asks America, "How Many Calories Are in the Big Apple?"
I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism
Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice
Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?
Magazine
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NSA and UK Officials Explain
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Bilderbergers on the farm 2013
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Ben Affleck on parenting
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Climbing the College Dating Ladder: Start at the Bottom, in the Pits of Hell!
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Early Man's Version of Beer Pong was Different but the Results were the Same
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Absinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain
