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Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street.
George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...
The list voted most important invention of all time
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time.
"We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Bubble wrap - top of the pops!
After much deliberation, sharp points and millions of things that go 'pop', Bubble Wrap has once again been voted Top of the Pops.
"It's fantastic news," said Brian Gigglesworth, head of the Bubble Wrap Federation of Cumbria and the UK. "This make...
Ducks trained to bomb enemy targets
The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East.
"Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...
History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.Top Spoof Headlines
Sport Headlines
Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg
Secret ball boy training revealed as priority for Premier League academies
Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions
Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team
Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week
United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool
Business Brief
Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast
Comedian takes over Bank of England
Osborne Approves Flood Of Toxic Banks
Yippee! Beeb's handy Budget Calculator puts Spoof writer at £7,984,115 better off in 2013/14!
Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year
India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!
