Funny story:  Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

A BAKERY delivery boy from Yorkshire has won the Tour De France two months before it is due to begin. Slowly pushing a bicycle up a hill to the tune of 'Going Home' from Dvorak's 9th Symphony, Peter Leyland passed the finish line in Harrogate as e...
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Peter Jackson's version of Oliver Twist panned by film critics

This week, film director Peter Jackson has released his version of the classic story of Oliver Twist, but as usual he has added his own unique take on the tale. Most critics have panned the film as being outrageous, excessive and completely untrue to...
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Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
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Funny story:  General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

The nation has collectively stated that it is willing to accept an additional holiday called 'Easter2' if David 'Jesus Jnr' Cameron is sacrificed. The holiday would officially give the public a day to reflect on all the vital work that the current...
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A right royal carry-on!

When asked what she thought of Ulura a rather bored and hearing impaired Kate replied: "I see heir's cock quite enough at home thank you very much!"
 

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