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(2007) Tyra Banks Feels Kathryn McPhee's Beautiful Breasts
Kathryn McPhee of, American Idol fame, was a guest on The Tyra Banks Show recently. Tyra and Kat got along famously chatting away about girlie things, recording in the big time, the general day time chit chat.
(2005) Prince Charles launches best man competition
Prince Charles is out to capture his people's hearts when he weds Camilla Parker Bowles in April by offering up the coveted role of best man to every male UK citizen.
(2008) Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way
Last season, the American Idol television show was rocked by scandal when naked pictures of three of the top twenty-four contestants were made available for viewing on the internet. That scandal has continued into 2008 and Season #7 as naked picture...
(2005) Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture
Mountain View, CA - Google, the Internet's premier search engine, today announced plans to enter the broadcast market with the Google Broadcasting Company (GBC), and investors were delighted to witness an immediate stock split following news o...
(2007) Britney Spears, The New Role Model For Teenage Girls
Britney Spears has been asserting her independence as a single woman and mother the last few months. Since her split with Kevin Federline, Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, has been her motto.
(2005) Astronomers Find Absolutely Nothing.
Astronomers say they have discovered an object that appears to be nothing at all made almost entirely of dark matter.
(2007) Angelina Jolie raffles vagina to raise funds for Cambodian orphanage
Compassionate Hollywood Superstar or egocentric, pouty-lipped nutbag?...
(2007) Coastal Erosion - The Facts
With coastal erosion and sea levels steadily rising people living on the south coast of England are becoming more aware of the risks which face them.
(2008) Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina
At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.
(2009) Tatiana Del Toro to open for David Archuleta on tour
Hollywood, Calif. - Reports are leaking out that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro will be the opening for Idol second place runner up David Archuleta for his upcoming tour. Tatiana has been one of the most talked about contestants this year...
(2008) Karl Urban signs with JP Gaultier
Pathfinder star Karl Urban has been singled out by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier to represent and design his new collection of body jewelry.
(2009) Slumdog Sideshow: Rohan Antao, Freida Pinto's Ex, Blames Bollywood For Break-up
Rohan Antao, former fiance of Slumdog star, Freida Pinto, blames the movies success and Pinto's costar Dev Patel for breaking them up.
A report in News Of The World, Antao is quoted as saying , "The film bosses at Bollywood didn't want her to be e...
(2010) Derek Hough And Cheryl Cole - Dirty Dancing?
What a feeling! Our wires are buzzing with unconfirmed reports that Cheryl Cole spent her last night in LA alone with dancer Derek Hough - who without doubt will become tagged 'Dirty Derek' by the tabloids before the day is out.
So what were they...
(2007) Britney Spears practicing Buddhism and non-attachment to hair consults mentor the Dali Lama
Britney Spears, who has recently been making strides to turn her life around, admitted today that shaving her head and pubic hair was part of her Buddhist spiritual training.
(2010) Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video
London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today.
The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...
(2008) Kate Blanchet to Portray Ozzie Osbourne
Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."...
(2007) New Court Petition Surfaces in Claim to Anna Nicole Smith Estate
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla - In the wake of the judge's order that the body of late Anna Nicole Smith be buried in the Bahamas, a new document has surfaced suggesting that another entry into the still unresolved paternity sweepstakes has come forwar...
(2007) Amorous Astronaut's Aberrant Behavior Now Attributed to Time Magazine Article
Orlando, Fla. - In a surprise defense strategy, the attorney for rogue Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak, of Houston, Texas now blames an article that appeared in the Februrary 5 issue of Time Magazine for the woman's early hours astrosault on another w...
(2008) Cash for pubs to become more masturbation-friendly
The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.
(2008) Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains
SAN DIEGO - Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization's lack-luster image by producing "free" comic books depicting popular superheroes wo...
(2007) Mr T Brought In As Prince Harry's Bodyguard
Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.
(2007) Queen and Osama
Worried staff found the Queen in bed with Osama Bin Laden this morning. While serving her morning Earl Grey, Her Majesty was heard to tell Bin Laden in between moans "No wonder you are the most wanted man in the world"...
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Britain's army of MOD civil servants share £40m in bonuses!
Britain's army of Ministry of Defence civil servants share £40million in bonuses!"Why are we allowing this?"
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