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(2011) Obama and Boehner agree: 'We're not good at math'
Washington DC -- Pres. Obama and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) have reached an agreement in their debt ceiling negotiations.
The two leaders signed off on a joint statement today. It declared: "We're not good at math. So we've hired H&R...
(2008) Ken Dodd In New Wage Claim From Diddymen
Ken Dodd, the toothy Scouse comedian and cleared tax dodger, has entered into a war of words with his ex-employess, the Diddymen, over unpaid wages amounting to several thousand pounds.
Dodd, now 80, is alleged to have reneged on payment of the...
(2011) Spider sparks terror alert at Manchester Airport
A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack.
It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...
(2008) From Ancient Greece: Nero's Fall and Lesbians Galore
From the titillating world of archaeological research Ancient Greece has yielded up some gems this week! Investigations into Roman Emperor Nero and his Olympic obsession in this dictatorial Olympic year revealed that the fiddler of Rome had the Greek...
(2007) Kate Middleton in training with women's orgy club
London - (Ass Mess): A top women's orgy club, the Swilling Britons, has attracted Kate Middleton to its ranks and has started her on its gruelling six week training course.
(2005) US Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto
WASHINGTON (AP)--A US Army report says that the majority of the American soldiers in Iraq have turned to drugs after developing extreme morale and psychological problems, with mental stress, psychosis and paranoia most severely affecting National Gua...
(2007) Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light
BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.
(2009) Twilight's San Diego Blow-Out! (Pattinson, Stewart, Lautner)
A lot of fans were camping out in San Diego last night, some for their second night in a row, to get to be the first into the San Diego Convention Center. Why? Because these fans were "Twilight" fans and three of their favorites were waiting for them...
(2010) Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption
Apparently the giant baby of Indonesia will stay in Indonesia for a while longer as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stated that he was too much to handle after paying a visit.
The baby boy weighed over 19 pounds at birth and his mother still can't ho...
(2007) Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License
AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.
(2008) Age no barrier to success
Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.
(2007) Lindsay Lohan Gets Full Cavity Search, Twice
Luscious Lindsay was busted drag racing in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning after leaving a Bondage S&M club with some friends. The young and busty actress had a sudden feeling for the flavor of a Pringles and they all decided to go to the Kwik E...
(2004) "Told you so" says Queen as Diana Memorial Fountain Flops
Buckingham Palace, London SW1 (Rioters) - Howls of laughter were heard in the corridors of the nation's top Royal Residence last night following the news that the recently opened Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in London's Hyde Pa...
(2007) Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup
The whole of Britain woke up today in shock as the news that 90 year old hag, Mrs Mavis Crapfield, opened a tin of condensed cream of mushroom soup to find what was later discovered as Marlon Brando's hip bone.
(2010) Al Gore Opens Chain of Upscale Reiki Salons
Ever since Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007, he's been looking for a good investment and now he thinks he's found it. He's opening a chain of Reiki salons in Washington, DC. Among the reasons he's giving for making such a bold business move,...
(2007) French Dog Takes Commanding Lead in Tour De France
In France as human riders test positive for drugs and drop like flies, it is a dog that is now standing head and tails above the rest. "GiGi" as she is known is part of the Jean Le Fete racing team and the only dog to ever make it this far...
(2010) Eagles' Lurie on Kolb vs. Vick: "Why Use a Hammer When You Own a Nail-Gun?"
Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie finally called head coach Andy Reid to task for selecting QB Kevin Kolb to start over ASPCA F--khead Of The Decade Michael Vick, characterizing it as an issue of "Using a hammer when you own a nail-gun."
"Wi...
(2007) "I'm more than just a piece of meat " claims Posh
Self publicizing bulimic Victoria Beckham claimed yesterday that she is, "fed up with being treated like a piece of meat".
(2008) FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!
Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont.
FEMA has been seeking immuni...
(2007) FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez
FIFA, world football's governing body, has now decided that it may not be able to intervene in the Carlos Tevez transfer saga, reversing last week's statement that it would act swiftly to bring the matter to...
(2007) J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues
Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...
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History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.
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