So i went to an LA Lakers game and the photographer caught a cheerleader 'doing her stuff' in my eyeline.
Honestly, have these paparazzi got nothing better to do? Can't a man have a little free time to himself, while watching the basketball?
Anyway, just off to do a promo for my underwear. Gonna strip down to my pants and lounge around in the shop window for fifteen minutes. Hopefully some photographers turn up...
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