March 13th
Dear Diary,
W. Here.
I see where that Osama is taking the Pride Minister of England to the NCAA Basketball Tourniquet.
If I had taken Tony Blair to one, they'd be taking pics of us alongside the war in Iraq.
The medium is so one-sided.
Bet they'll fill 100 seats around them with CEO agents. Some poor fans whose team has never been there before probably be kicked outa their seats.
If I see Osama saying "win one for the gipper", my shoe goes right through the television screen.
W.
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