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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Happens all the time, so I thought, why not start a topic.
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Im ignoring myself and going off topic.
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So anyway, this Panda walks into a bar and orders bamboo shoots. Then without warning he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender, then leaves.
Somebody asked, "Why did he do that?!!) Reply: Everybody knows a Panda eats, shoots and leaves. |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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JLF, I liked that!
I don't tell jokes; I am one! |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Nice weather we are having, lots of sun.
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radiogagger Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Just gone two o'clock. Next bus is quarter past.
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Quarter past! you lucky B+++++d! I had to wait three hours and I still didn't cum! (Python)
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I like trains, wankers are never on time. Someone told me they no longer use steam. Is that true.
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Jean Le Fete Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have an N guage train, electric all the way, can barely carry a flea though.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I've driven a steam train, as a nipper. The old man worked on the railway.
I Used To Play Here As A Nipper Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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nice one Skoob, we used to play on the railway lines too; pretty electric!
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I played on a washing line once. Thought I would try my hand at tightrope walking. My Mum was not pleased. Her washing got covered in th blood from my gashed nugget.
Thanks for that SKOOB, I love the railways, steam. Arm xxxxxxxxx |
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CaptainSausage Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I once attempted to reconstruct an original Aerial Steam Carriage from 1842, but regrettably I couldn't fly the thing because I couldn't obtain any coal. Curse you, Scargill!
Aerial Steam Carriage |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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In the top row, middle picture, there's a sliding door in the wall on the left. That used to be the workshop where me dad's office was. He was a fitter there.
All gone now of course. Regards Skoob. |
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