Spoof news stories from 2011
There were 12,476 spoof news stories published in 2011. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.
Was Gary Speed Victim To A Sleazy Tabloid "Gay Sting"?
Unconfirmed rumours that internationally loved footballer, Gary Speed, was the victim of a Wapping-style gay sting have surfaced on the internet.
Not a shred of evidence has so far been produced. Yet public opinion is already verging on fury tow...
Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time
Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool.
In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
Prince William To Finally Have A Last Name
Middle America, USA - A recent survey of Americans indicate that they do not know Prince William's last name or even if he has ever had one. Some Americans believe his last name might be "Buckingham" or the longer and more unwieldy version, "Pri...
Royal Wedding Lip Reader Reveals All
High Definition television and multiple close-up camera angles have given the world's leading lip reading expert unprecented access to note and reveal everything the Royals and their guests said at the Royal Wedding.
Here's her exclusive report on who said what...
Very young bridesmaid in car: Mummy, what are those? Duchess of Wessex: They're smelly oiks darling, come away from the window, y...
NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve
Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty.
"The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports
Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'.
The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
Mancini's Man City Move For Luis Suarez Rocks Liverpool
Just when Liverpool thought they'd secured their best striker combination for a decade, moneybags Manchester City are rumoured to be planning a £45m summer raid on Uruguayan star Luis Suarez.
"I watched my scout's recording of Suarez playing again...
Gary Speed Tragedy Ignites New Tabloid Frenzy Rumours
As close friends and decent men and women everywhere, draw a discrete veil of silence over yesterdays tragedy, rumours planting the finger of blame at a tabloid newspaper have begun to emerge.
With the Leveson inquiry at full steam, all the whispe...
Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!
Los Angeles police have traced a calendar that sold on the streets for $25 back to it's source at a Los Angeles Spa, called "Take It Off!"
Apparently the spa was secretly snapping photos of anyone famous that came by and gave out free first sessio...
Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
Helen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?
In a brief but revealing meeting with call-girl Helen Wood, whose three-in-a-bed romps with Wayne Rooney hit the headlines two years ago and now finds herself in the middle of three high profile High Court gagging orders, has she perhaps let slip the identities of the two actors and a football legend?
Kiss and Sell
We meet outside in the sun-soaked backstreets of a sedate part of Manchester.
"Pepe Reina Can Bloody Walk Alone To MU" Screams Kenny Dalglish
Top secret contract negotiations between Liverpool and brilliant Spanish goalkeeper, Pepe Reina, broke down in acrimony last night after the player refused every offer put before him.
"Reina can walk out of Liverpool completely on his own", shoute...
Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan
In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...
Wenger given cash for 'Dreamteam Defence' as Moyes mooted for Arsenal
Just as rumors were percolating that key Arsenal players were set to leave and he was to take a back seat role at the Emirates - with Everton boss David Moyes in the frame as manager - Arsene Wenger has surprised many pundits by apparently securing a...
"Man Utd To Murder Man City" Says Pepe Reina
If ever there was doubt that Liverpool's Spanish giant, Pepe Reina, was secretly more 'Red Devil' than plain 'Red' it came this afternoon outside an exclusive Thai restaurant in Caldy on the Wirral peninsula.
"Manchester United are going to crui...
Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name
There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.'
Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem
Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...
Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale
Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder.
"The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...
US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq
Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement.
"It seems like onl...
'Barcelona Win Means Fabregas Stays at Arsenal' says Wenger
Last Saturday's emphatic win by Barcelona over Manchester United is 'terrific news' for Arsenal and their hopes of keeping Spanish midfield supremo Cesc Fabregas at the Emirates, says Arsene Wenger.
The Catalan side's comprehensive dismantling of...
Pippa Middleton In Exotic Nude Maldive Photos
Nude photographs of "Maid of Honour" Pippa Middleton, holidaying in the Maldive Islands emerged today.
In one photo, fully naked Pippa is portrayed languishing on a hammock beneath a coconut palm. She is covered in sun oil and seems to be sucking...
Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry.
"Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...
Gary Speed - Gay Gossip & Tabloid Suicide
Five days on from Gary Speed's tragic end, media experts are rubbing their eyes in total disbelief. Wondering what on earth is up with the tabloids.
Can it be true? Have they finally cleaned up their act, thrown off their sleaze-stained underwear, handed in their gossip-badges, turned over a new leaf - and gone straight?
Are they no longer the same shameless red-tops that drove Diana to...
Wayne Rooney Distraught As Chicharito Stubs His Toe In Ewood Celebrations
Having just secured a record breaking 19th league title, Manchester United players were celebrating in front of the massed ranks of their fans in the Darwen End at Ewood Park, when disaster struck.
United secured the title-winning point they neede...
Man Utd Declare Sky TV War On Liverpool
Following the dismissal of 'laddo' TV pundit Andy Gray, and the resignation of his 'laddo' mate Richard Keys, Sky TV have come up with a monster of a new presenter plan - designed to create open warfare on the terraces of Anfield and Old Trafford.
Justin Bieber Naked Pictures
Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir.
What happened was that Justin go...
Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding
LONDON - As Queen Elizabeth continues to make the final preparations for the upcoming April 29 Royal Wedding she was asked by members of the press covering the highly prestigious event about some of the invited guests.
The queen replied that out o...
Man Utd Announce Nine Star Player "Clear-Out"
In the wake of yesterday's "unacceptable" FA Cup display against minnows, Crawly Town, Alex Ferguson today had a huge 'For Sale' sign hammered into the Old Trafford dressing room door.
Obertin, Bebe, Owen, Hargreaves, Welbeck, Gibson, Carrick, Eva...
Man City Offer Glazers Massive £2b For Old Trafford
ABU DHABI: News began to break in the United Arab Emirates this morning that Man City moneybags Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan is preparing an outrageous £2billion bid for Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium.
Rumours that the 'money-no-o...
Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids.
The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...
Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married
SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants.
They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
"Man Utd To 'Blitz' Man City" Predicts Jack Wilshere
COPENHAGEN: Hours before England take the field against Denmark, Arsenal midfield prodigy Jack Wilshere turned his attention back home to the Premier title race.
"It's a straight fight between us and Manchester United", declared England's hope fo...
Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'
Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression."
"The Greatest Depression is going...
Pippa Middleton Suns Her Bum In The Back Garden Near The Shed
Nosey neighbours revealed today that they had seen the lady with the world's most talked about posterior, Pippa Middleton, taking advantage of the midday sun by donning a skimpy bikini and doing a spot of sunbathing in her back garden.
Near the sh...
John Terry Agrees Personal Terms With Fernando Torres' Wife
Insiders at Chelsea FC whispered today how Roman Abramovich finally managed to clinch the £50 million transfer of Fernando Torres from Liverpool.
With the deal in limbo and the clock approaching midnight, a call was put through to Chelsea Club Cap...
Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy
London - The ex-Babyshambles singer will front a week-long wake in tribute to the NW1 singer, arranged by local cultural society Friends of Camden Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel Enterprises.
Winehouse was the society's iconic poster girl and 'ra...
A Turkey of a Holiday
In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix
Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix.
The race was red flagg...
Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan
NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa Hudgens titled The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Toky...
Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him
VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo.
Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...
Scottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity
Scottish newspapers have printed the name of a prominent footballer allegedly involved in an extra marital affair after avoiding the super injunction taken out to protect the person's identity.
The footballer's legal team failed to register the in...
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors
NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La.
Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...
Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin
Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues.
He told one one group of men wi...
White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother
The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell
CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor.
The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"
HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things.
The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...
Panic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up
Hollywood agents and Lloyds of London today got themselves in a right old tizzy when 'Vampire Diaries' star Ian Somerhalder almost tripped up as he moved from his Hollywood lounge to the kitchen area to prepare a cup of iced tea.
Initial reports s...
Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?
Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another s...
Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks
London - "You shouldn't call them freaks," protocol watchers seethed with ire as little Grace Van Cutsem and Lady Louise Windsor performed in public today.
Yet it's hard to find kind words to describe some of the inbreds at today's royal gravy tra...
Zac Efron Is Thrilled To Be Getting Back Together With Taylor Swift
LONG BEACH, California - It is well known to fans of both Zac Efron and Taylor Swift that the two dated way before T-Swizzle got involved with the likes of Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
Efron 23, and Swift 21, were a...
Robert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy
VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House.
The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an int...
Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party.
"It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment
BURBANK - One of the main stars of the Disney Channel, Selena Gomez was suddenly taken ill and rushed to the hospital.
Gomez, aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend had just made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she suddenly told her p...
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors
LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas.
The two we...
Lineswoman Sian Massey Honoured On Page 3
Gorgeous football lineswoman, 25 year old petite Sian Massey, has earned herself a mention on Page 3 of Britain's favourite tabloid.
Above a semi-nude photograph of raven-haired Essex girl Peta, comes the wonderful "Thought For The Thinking Man's...
Robert Pattinson's "I Prefer You On Top" Shatters Kristen Stewart
Shocking new rumours concerning worldwide publication rights of Robert Pattinson's sex life with Kristen Stewart have begun to trickle slowly down one of the cheaper plastic drainpipes here at CJ News.
Apparently, a laptop computer containing thre...
Selena Gomez : - Nude Photo fury! 'If it's me I must have been drunk'
Selena upset by fake nude photographs. - A topless photo of Selena Gomez is fake say her friends and lawyers. Selena is shocked and dismayed at the way in which some pervert with a Photoshop-type program (see side box) has sullied her reputation...
Tanja Morson denies grassing up boyfriend Vincent Tabak
Bristol - (Whodunnit): She's the weekend red tops' favorite for grassing up the Dutch boyfriend to Bristol cops.
And she's gone to ground during Vincent Tabak's police interrogation, extended by another 30 hour warrant on Friday.
Family sources...
Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?
Bristol - (Sock-It-To-Em!): She generously allowed Tabak to lodge in her Aberdeen Road home while police probed tragic Jo Yeates' death.
This week Emily Williams is still incommunicado 'somewhere in Chile' as Bristol Ram drinkers ponder who grasse...
Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed
The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan.
Despite the fact that this...
Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some
BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade.
The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...
HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever
Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon wil...
The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'
MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson.
Pattinson has a reputation for being...
Wayne Rooney asks Sir Alex to forbid Chicharito to pray on his knees before games, it's embarrassing!
Man Utd super-scorer, Chicharito, is deeply religious, Catholic actually, and before games he is always caught on TV, on his knees, praying to his God.
His super-striker partner Wayne Rooney is not quite so religious and feels quite embarrassed h...
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Admit That Their Sexting Has Made Their Relationship Stronger
HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new movie The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder took a break from shooting the movie and spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight.
Dobrev told de Gallo that the...
Nina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It
Nina Dobrev, whom everyone expects to marry Ian Somerhalder, told reporters today that Robert Pattinson had proposed to her two months ago.
"I realize his fans and the Twilight faithful won't believe me and I expect that you do not believe it eith...
Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular.
Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut.
"It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead
London, UK: After several days of rioting across London that have seen police cars burning on the streets of Tottenham and shop windows smashed in Brixton, the violence has spread to the more leafy and sedate boroughs of Richmond and Hampstead.
Ey...
New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"
Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...
The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60
It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?"
But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...
Spokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism
A spokesman for The Duchess of Cambridge has hit back at criticism from Kelly Osborne about recycling her fabulous dresses.
The spokesman is said to have asked "What planet is Kelly Osborne living on? I work with some of the most out of touch p...
Taylor Lautner Finds Kristen Stewart Nude Photo Under Flowerpot
Heartthrob movie star Taylor Lautner was quietly pruning back his dead dahlias yesterday when he suddenly came across a full length nude photograph of Kristen Stewart.
Lautner was picking up a massive terracotta flowerpot, in order to fill it with...
"Selena Gomez Sock Malfunction Was Deliberate" Bitches Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato today accused Selena Gomez of deliberately flashing her toes.
In a statement to the press, Miss Lovato claims that Gomez purposely chose to ignore a hole in her left sock, allowing her big toe to pop out whilst she was busily opening...
City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown
Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby.
Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...
Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice
(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist)
A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America.
Dearest Abigail,
How art thou? Congratulations...
Selena Gomez Forms 'Rat Pack' With Miley Cyrus & Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES: the three 'wild' and 'wannabe wild' heroines of teenage American celebrity culture, have agreed to team up to create a replica gang to that formed by infamous Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy David Jnr. The hard-drinking, hard wom...
Earth Now Has Two Suns - Sol And Nibiru
Houston, TX - NASA scientists are in a frenzy this quiet Sunday morning, about something new appearing in the heavens. The earth now has two suns in the sky--Sol and Nibiru. Millions of people spotted the extra solar disc on Saturday, and NASA can...
Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins
HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez spent the day shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. She had recently gotten out of the hospital where she had been rushed due to malnutrition, undernourishment, and a very pronounced case of split ends.
The teen singin...
NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"
Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...
Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage
London - "At this stage we simply don't know if they're surgical implants," one ogler commented, "or polystyrene slip-ins, part of some designer thong.
"Still, it's the only sartorial topic on most blokes' minds, like, watching Pip sashay up the A...
Nibiru To Make Closest Approach To Earth This Wednesday
Houston, TX-- There is grim news today from NASA headquarters about a star called Nibiru. NASA scientists have calculated that Nibiru will make its closest approach to earth within only 48 hours. NASA has already notified the military, and Presiden...
Luis Suarez' Wife In Secret Talks With John Terry
Drop dead gorgeous Sophia Suarez is reported to be in top secret talks with Chelsea Captain John Terry, according to a Liverpool mole.
"We've been keeping an eye on Mrs Suarez for over 24 hours", explained the mole. "Having just lost Mrs Torres t...
America's Got Talent's Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. To Be The Next Frank Sinatra
HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon could not believe what he had just heard and neither could any of the America's Got Talent studio audience or the three judges.
Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan had all just heard Landau Eug...
Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!
Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden!
The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
"Vincent Tabak Is Not Guilty" Claims Judge Hopper
BRISTOL: Late last night, moments after 32 year old Dutchman Vincent Tabak was charged with the murder of landscape architect Jo Yeates, ex Crown Court Judge 89 year old Ebeneezer 'Hangman' Hopper announced that Tabak was Not Guilty.
"In this gre...
The Devil's In the Dutchmen! Vincent Tabak & Joran van der Sloot Linked To Aruba Springbreak Disappearances!
The Aruba and Holland Tourism Industry were hit today with the shocking bombshell news that accused women killers Vincent Tabak and Joran van der Sloot, both Dutchmen, met and partied 6 years ago on Aruba the same time US student Natalie Holloway w...
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice...
Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me
British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend.
This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...
Bazaar Behavior: US Plans the World's Biggest Yard Sale in Iraq
Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East.
Col. Ch...
Pippa Middleton Dips Her Naked Bottom In Concrete
Hot Pippa Middleton made another distinctive impression on British society this morning, in a private ceremony within Westminster Abbey.
During a special service of thanksgiving led by the Bishop of London, Miss Middleton discretely lifted her wil...
Richard Simmons' Tweet Causes Massive Crimewave
Richard Simmons singlehandedly caused a spike in vending machine theft when he tweeted a Wall Street Journal article about recession-fueled vandalism.
The article focused on hi-tech crime prevention techniques, but may end up causing more thefts...
Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth
Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine.
Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
Gordon Ramsay doused in petrol and held at gunpoint
Gordon Ramsay, the chef (44), was doused in petrol and held at gunpoint while investigating illegal fishing for a television series.
A simple trip abroad to look into illegal fishing for shark fins turned into horror for Gordon Ramsey and the TV crew. Surprise! Surprise.
What the hell did they expect? Did they expect law-breaking Costa Ricans to welcome a pack of nosey bloody foreigners w...
Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners
Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network.
With the Internet and e-mail dev...
Liverpool & Everton's New Stadium Named "Scousefield Park"
Executives from Liverpool FC and Everton FC announced this morning that their new shared 85,000 seat "Super" stadium is to be called Scousefield Park.
"There were many suggestions", explained Everton Chairman Bill Kenwright. "But in the end we de...
Robert Pattinson Blames Juanita Juan & Taylor Lautner
Twilight Film star, Robert Pattinson, was threatening legal action against his friend Taylor Lautner today. Lawyers were busy drawing up a writ, accusing Lautner of spreading malicious rumours that Pattinson wears Kristen Stewart's silk thong.
P...
McCain's Space Shuttle hijack foiled: FBI cancels senator's 'mission to Mars'
Cape Canaveral, Florida - The FBI has thwarted a plot by Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) to hijack the final mission of the US space shuttle and fly the craft to Mars.
"You can take the sky away from an old Navy pilot, but you can't take the old Navy...
Selena Gomez Bullies Demi Lovato Into Buying Anti-Nude Bulletproof Vest
LOS ANGELES: At last, the girls have got it together. Sick and tired of being papped by filthy old men, teenage girl megastars have begun to buy clothing that will maintain their pure as pickled herring, gloriously private assets, under permanent l...
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