Over brunch today with Katie Couric, Ann Romney assured tax return skeptics "there is absolutely mostly nothing of interest most years" in Mitt's tax returns. I say 'Mitt's returns' because we always file separately. Mitt says every good husband files separately for the wives' protection," Ann told Couric.
"Other than lines 38 and 44 of most years' 1040 forms and the interest and dividends sche...
Moscow - A judge today handed down stiff prison sentences of two years on Friday afternoon for three young women who staged a protest against Vladimir V. Putin in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior last February. They were jailed for hooliganism char...
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia - A group of over 100 students at the University of Virginia (U.Va.) declared on Friday that they were following the footsteps of several professors who resigned earlier over the university president's "near-death" experienc...
Outside of Oslo Norway a man driving turned his car to avoid hitting a moose without realizing there was a bear just off the road. He hit the bear instead.
The man got out of his car to look at the bear to see if he had hurt it and as he opened hi...
London - Israel's top London-based spook has offered his services to smoke Julian Assange from his spider hole in Ecuador's Knightsbridge embassy.
"You wanna have him taken care of, right?" is how Brigadier Shlomo Falaffel put it to Foreign Secret...
A new sinister drug is sweeping the country, say government and police officials, and it is set to bring despair and misery to the population.
The drug has swept in to every facet of our society, from the rich and well-to-do areas of Kent, to the...
A Surrey nobleman had a disappointing night out during his first weekend visit to Manchester.
Knight of the Realm Sir Alfred Prufrock ended up on the pavement outside the Toffzarowt Night Club.
Sir Alfred went in all dressed up in his fancy ge...
Long Island - "He's always been in cahoots with that dumbass Rafael Correa," a leading US taxation consultant commented as a tense standoff between UK police and Ecuador's London embassy escalated today.
The former IRS lawyer who has represented a...
As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit."
With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...
The Red Sox ownership in a gesture of solidarity sat together at Camden Yards to watch their team not go down for the third time in Baltimore.
The three men in white dress shirts (for that comfortable look) sat side-by-side, like Three Amigos read...
After the sensational signing of Robin van Persie the Dutch Footbal Organisation called, KNVB, have requested that Manchester United represent them in the coming World Cup qualification games and if they qualify, in Brazil in two years.
The Dutch...
BEIJING, China - Researchers found that human ancestors, although all originating from Africa, were Chinese.
A three-month study by the Scientific Research Center of the State Council (SRC) defied the conventional assumption that having ancestral...
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'.
Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
Following Monday's sprint onto the stage by former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to speak against Scottish independence at the International book festival in Edinburgh, Mr Brown said today that he would only consider running for gold at the 2016 Olympi...
Thomas Johnson, a resident of Bartlesville, OK, has decided to voice his opinion in light of the recent Huggies ad campaign depicting loving fathers easily taking care of their children, without the help and supervision of their wives.
While some...
Faced with being on the borderline for acceptance to his preferred university place, an eighteen-year-old from Basingstoke has written a letter to the university's Maths department purporting to show that although he was awarded a B grade in Maths, i...
The Duke of Edinburgh has been advised to rest so will have no visitors today after spending 'an uncomfortable night' in his hospital bed.
The 91 year old Duke was taken to Aberdeen's Royal Infirmary on Wednesday after his head became trapped betw...
Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning.
Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...
The Boston Red Sox have set a new record for members of media and team whistling past the graveyard.
Putting on a happy face has never been quite as ugly as this week when backstabbing players started singing a different tune. They were not such b...
Politico s reporting this afternoon they have the actual recording of Paul Ryan greeting Governor Mitt Romney just before the announcement of his pick as Romney's VP running mate. The campaign is vehemently denying it but the tape proves otherwise. Y...
Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months.
Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...
Dear Constituents
I have had a very busy week and should really take a break away from the pressure of constituency work. But duty calls and, anyway, my wife thinks we should visit her mother in Macclesfield.
My impending visit to Greece in time for their next bailout or complete exit from the Euro sounds like my best chance for fun before Parliament re-opens.
By the way, explaining whe...
It was reported recently that Schonbrunn Zoo in Vienna have artificially inseminated a pachyderm with frozen sperm from an African elephant.
Sadly, the world seems to have forgotten.....it was 20 years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play...
Congressman R Paul Ryan has come forward and admitted he is in a cooperative that has algorithmic software that predicts the future and safeguards your money just before the proverbial shit hits the fan.
Facts have come to light that Vice Presiden...
CHICAGO - In what has got to be one of the biggest surprise breakups in recent sports celebrity history, Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher has just kissed Playboy cover girl Jenny McCarthy bye bye.
Neither Urlacher, 34, nor McCarthy,...
LOS ANGELES - Rihanna recently sat down with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and made some startling comments.
The Barbados beauty who was assaulted by her then boyfriend Chris Brown in 2009, now says that it was really not Chris's fault.
MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was.
Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...
