What are you doing tonight?
"Yea, man, like let's go down to Washington DC and par-tay in George Town! I mean, were going to have a great time, have a few brewskis, find some ladies! Let's roll!"
The Reality
First you go down to George Town and your ride is a geeky friends 1991 Volkswagen rabbit. You sit in traffic for an hour to get into George Town and then you can't find a parking spac...
Stuffing your face for gold - Using both hands, he pick's up the four pounder bacon cheeseburger, and holds it in preparation for what must be for two-time world champion power eater John Keesler, a time of intense concentration on how he plans his attack. Ever calculating, he eye's the burger looking for a weak spot. Now he's flexing his jaw bone, his mouth opens and there he goes, he' stuffs it...
Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man.
"He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre...
We the people of the planet earth have for the past hundred years or so been beaming out radio and television signals into the vastness of the Universe. Never mind that most of what we have been beaming out makes us look like a collective bunch of intergalactic war mongering morons to any intelligent beings capable of receiving those signals, the reality is, that unless we are the only planet in t...
Philadelphia, PA-- Miss Vicky Smegma is a daily user of Facebook and has about 200 Facebook friends. Today she received a puzzling e-mail from Facebook:
Dear Ms. Smegma,
Our records show you don't exist. Your account is being closed. If you...
A bus speeding northbound on Route 85 heading into Albuquerque, New Mexico lost control and careened off the highway, flipped over a guardrail and rolled down a steep embankment before coming to rest upside down at the bottom of a ravine. The bus re...
According to hot leads and cold comfort in Boston, the Red Sox clubhouse is about to go into a pyroplastic meltdown.
Bobby Valentine is now searching for the snitch, fink, and all-round source of the vile event where he denigrated Will Middlebrook...
The Stadium at the Olympic Velodrome erupted in ecstatic cries of Land of Hope & Glory as Stephen Mole, 12, won an amazing Gold in Tiddlywinks. Mole exclaimed that his feat was 'Unbelievable'.
Proud parents Oliver and Augusta Mole, speaking fr...
Apple Computers have revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped three million in the first week.
"I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James. "When I last checked there we...
Mobile, Alabama local guy, Jerry Dull ate out at a Chick fil A for the first time in his life and was stunned by how good it was.
"I've never eaten out in my entire life", exclaimed Dull who was in the process of downing his 11th straight Chick fi...
Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don't we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It's the pot calling the kettle black!
Let's take a look at why Palin WOULD have been a better vice President than Cheney ever was:
Palin actually did things for the people of Alaska. She didn't just come in and push peop...
LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey is riding on Cloud 9 as the stunningly attractive songstress has just signed a reported $18 million a year deal to replace J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) on American Idol.
But all is not well in the Nick Cannon - Mariah Carey hou...
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket.
Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...
LONDON -- Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas has been stripped of her gold medal at the 2012 Olympic Games for "not using one's black affiliation to win a match."
"Upon further review of the video footage," official Suchet Zwambi said, "we determined t...
Portsmouth are due to play a friendly against AFC Wimbledon next week and such are their financial problems their squad list in the programme is empty.
(Metro)
Bring your boots - you might get a game!
Liverpool beat Gomel 1-0 in Belarus in the First leg of the First Round of the Europa League, with a goal from Stewart Downing.
Who said Stewart Downing can't produce the goods at the highest l...
