Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games.
He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur.
Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad.
Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll...
WASHINGTON - Experts were quick to point out that Ann Romney was not mincing words today when she told ABC News, "We've given all you people need to know" in terms of past income tax returns.
Linguists, however, were even quicker to disagree.
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Physicists recently made headlines by announcing their discovery of the Higgs boson-the long sought-after, so-called "God Particle." The God Particle would explain pretty much everything in the universe. Or so the media report. According to reputable...
Speaking from his 1960's retro-themed council tower block in Titchfield, Hants this evening, local man, Martin Shuttlecock angrily declared that in his opinion, Home Secretary, Theresa May, is "a brain-dead muppet" with no tangible grip on reality, a...
The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie...
London - "Reckon it started with bizarre alien activity in the Beehive Nebula," a North London apiarist explained this morning, "sent some hives mental just after the Solstice."
News of the swarm brought dozens of firemen to the famous Camden audi...
The making of new reality television show "Banker Island" has been cancelled after three days, when the contestants ran out of food and requested help. The show put eight banking executives on a desert island where they should have had enough resourc...
Santonio Holmes, New York Jet figure of fun, has complained now that the media is reporting on negative things. the media is reporting on negative things. He wants the media to accentuate the positive.
If the media follows Santonio's dictum, ther...
The three members of the Cheltenham and District Darts Club have been roped in at the last minute to compete for the British Javelin team after it was discovered that Britain's current medal hopes have all been struck down with Repetitive Strain Inju...
Karl Mankini of Rotterdam has begun a legal action against his own religion for what he perceives to be basic design flaws.
Mankini is a member of the Intelligent Design Cult that believes that all living things were designed to look like they loo...
After all the hue and cry, Belichick is shutting down the sturm and drang of Gronk on parade.
Yes, Gronk has hit a telephone pole (metaphorically speaking) like Captain Jason the Kidd.
We can only imagine what horrors would befall Rob Gronkowsk...
Crowd surfing is the act of a performer leaping from the stage into a crowd and being carried by a multitude of hands out into the crowd and back again. The origins of crowd surfing are lost in the annals of time, but many agree that the first perfor...
Mitt Romney in an angry outburst regarding his income taxes was so explicit; many of the female journalists walked out of the press briefing and Ann Romney reportedly covered her face and fled the room.
Romney, who apparently was trying to explain...
Space, according to Douglas Adams at least, is big. Very big. But what does Douglas Adams know? Cosmologists already know it's so much bigger than that. What they didn't know was what colour space was.
They know it smells of fish and tastes of roa...
There is to be a major overhaul of limos and other stretched vehicles bringing an end to the presence of these luxuries to British streets. All limos are to be shipped back to USA.
Parliament voted unanimously to return these vehicles to the Stat...
The Texas State Legislature today took a bold and rather stunning step to deflect unwanted attention from its earlier passage of a voter ID law that permitted concealed firearms permits to pass for valid voting Id while barring student Ids for the sa...
Recently on CNN's State of the Union, Romney's adviser Ed Gillespie stated that Gov. Romney retroactively retired from Bain Capital in 1999 though it actually occurred in 2002.
Mr. Gillespie as of this date has offered no explanation on how one i...
NEW YORK CITY - Jeremy Lin was busy playing a game of Scrabble on his cell phone when it rang.
He answered it and it was a representative with the Houston Rockets Nat "Nothing But Net" Toddybicken, 61, telling him that they had agreed to his reque...
After the uproar by the US Congress over the discovery that the 2012 US Summer Olympic Uniforms were all made in China, it was announced today the 2014 Olympic Uniforms will be made by a US Company.
Standing outside the US Capitol, Sneaker of th...
LONDON - Madonna who will turn 54, on August 16, performed before a far from sell-out audience in Hyde Park.
The "Material Girl" who is now known as the "Material Grandma" received a less than enthusiastic reception and was booed constantly during...
