Since when did all commentary on basketball, incorporate the word, "Basketball?"
I watched way too much of the NBA Playoffs. The only thing more infuriating that seeing LeBron James win a championship, was listening to the announcers' jargon.
All you have to do is listen to ABC commentator and apparent calculus genius Mike Breen say with puzzling enthusiasm for 579 consecutive games, "Let's...
Ex West Ham 'reject', misfit, dud, flop, chancer, but decent penalty taker Alessandro Diamanti last night scored the winning spot-kick taking Italy through and knocking rightful winners England out of what is now a complete failure of a tournament.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce after long held rumours about their union were confirmed. Holmes is said to be heartbroken at finding out that Cruise's claims regarding his shapeshifting ability are unfounded. Claims which have since trans...
Loveable, laughable, but not laudable, buffoon and mayor of London, Boris Johnson has admitted that with only days left before the Olympics is due to begin, that they completely forgot about the equestrian events.
"What can I say?" said Boris, sou...
A plastic surgeon in Hertfordshire has reported a 2,000% increase in business in the last week - all from teenagers attempting to look older - so they can catch the eye of One Direction heart-throb Harry Styles.
The 17 year old star has been splas...
Glasgow - Scottish nationalists are in the frame for a July 4th plot to put Elizabeth Windsor out of her Diamond Jubilee misery.
Her annual Scotland visit sees the long-running Cold War hoaxer prepare to dignify tomorrow's Glasgow Cathedral Nation...
David Beckham stunned the world of sport today by dropping old friend Stuart Pearce from his new Olympic Pizza advert, due to be filmed next week in Stratford and broadcast during the Games.
East end born Beckham was chosen to pick the team due to...
Superstar actor and super Scientologist, Tom Cruise, has claimed that Aliens crept into his wifes head and convinced her to leave him and take his daughter, Suri, away too. These outrageous claims have been made while Tom was filming his latest spect...
As the Olympics grow ever closer, it has been noticed that the current level of security is not enough. Regiments are being depleted, and what brave men we do have are fighting in Afghanistan, or Libya.
Boris Johnson has a solution, to call up a...
New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed the heart of the city on the Fourth of...
LOS ANGELES - The producers of the hit musical dramedy Glee have just announced that they will be adding a new character to the hit show.
Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres confirms that the British singer has expressed a strong desire...
London 2012:- Insider leaks suggest that the mysterious 40 foot high figure in Stratford's Olympic Stadium, recently photographed from the air, and heavily disguised by a tarpaulin, is in fact, none other than the fictional wizard, Harry Potter.
T...
Lord Sugar has unveiled Amstrad's latest flagship smartphone, The Schmoozer, at a launch party in London.
The phone's innovative features include:
. Integral bottle opener
. State of the art 2-way CB radio
. Bobble remover
. Make-up or shavi...
A Father who asked his son to drive his Ferrari after drinking too much during a father/son visitation spent at Disneyland says he has no regrets and police are actually praising him.
Todd Bueller says he drank too much wine with his lunch during...
Ottawa, Canada. In news just emerging, or should that be breaking news occurring, teen idol Justin Bieber has announced that he will represent Canada at the Olympic Games in London in just over three weeks. The seventeen year old singer has agreed to...
London - Hundreds of rapier and high velocity anti-aircraft missiles are to be deployed from cable cars above the Thames.
The recently opened £60 million river crossing links the O2 Arena in Greenwich and the ExCel exhibition centre at East London...
Fed up with letting their products get sullied with the lax, loose, insecure, virus ridden internet protocol, the next generation of Apple Products will only work with ATP pages.
Currently, internet pages as displayed by browsers, such as iBrowse,...
The ITV Network, after nearly two weeks of speculation, it to be renamed the Chas Network.
All channels, including Channel Television, STV, and UTV will be put under the 'Chas TV' Banner.
The Chas Channel will remain unaffected.
The news c...
Fab Melo has a name that everyone can love. The only exception to the Boston Celtics draft pick would seem to be the faculty at Syracuse University. Melo seems to seem as sweet as a rose by another name.
Fab's academic record at a great universit...
The Bishop of Redruth has questioned the statements in the Bible that suggest the world began in 4004 BC or that Adam and Eve were the first on the scene.
In a sermon to the congregation at Redruth Cathedral, attended by three sailors and a dog, B...
Britain has been rocked by the shock resignation of Lord Cod as Olympics Supremo.
In a statement leaked to our Sports editor Seb Cod declared: 'In the interests of the country I must resign from my post at Director General of the Olympics. After t...
Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science.
"Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
Police have uncovered a massive assassination ring in Essex that purports to have just one aim: The extermination of the entire cast of The Only Way is Essex.
"We caught their ringleader in Basildon," said DI Basil Dunn, head of the Basildon anti-...
With modern cars, such as the iKia, coming with iPhone docks integrating the iPhone into the car's music and navigation systems, drivers with kids are faced with a stark reality: either select all of the songs that are 'safe' for kids to listen to an...
In an unprecedented move in the history of English football, Championship side Blackburn Rovers, who were relegated from the Premier League at the end of last season, have taken the extraordinary step of signing George Best on a free transfer - even...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump was watching CNN when a news bulletin came on stating that Anderson Cooper, the host of Anderson Cooper 360 had just announced that he was gay.
Cooper said that he had wanted to come out of the closet six years ago but tha...
HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher has paid the man whom he replaced on the sit-com Two and A Half Men quite a compliment.
Kutcher recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a Stuffed Jellyfish Seafood Diner in Petaluma.
He to...
David Cameron is facing renewed backbench disquiet over the European Union after he tried and failed to satisfy Conservative demands for a referendum.
Conservative MPs warned that the prime minister had not gone far enough by declaring that he wou...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday.
Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...
