Entertainment & Gossip
Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle
With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers.
Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...
Impossible Success Leaves to Arthur Depression
James Arthur died of depression yesterday despite having the most successful winner's single so far.James Arthur has recently seen his debut single 'Impossible' break a dozen of records such as 'most glum song of the year'.
In a poll conducted by...
Spice Girls show goes tits up
Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed...
Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp
Following a successful stint on Comic Relief making impoverished africans laugh, the normally half-naked Prince Harry is to audition for the part of Harry Hill on ITVs successful tea-time comedy TV Burp.
Harry, who describes himself on twitter as...
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Jamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!
A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks!
The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Ba...
Meryl Streep to play Thatcher on Wednesday
The world of entertainment is a-fire tonight with the rumours that Meryl Streep is tipped to star in her most challenging role yet, in an epic £10M production with a cast of thousands. The audience is set to break box-office records for a premiere.
It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade
Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...
Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit
Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit.
The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.
One Direction and Little Mix to collaborate on Pink Floyd cover
Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n...
Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack
Days after Michael Buerk slammed the BBC's Jubilee coverage, celebrities have come to the defence of Tess Daly, whom Buerk described as a "pneumatic bird brain".
The Pineapple Dance Studio narrator singled out the Strictly Come Dancing presenter...
Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler.
The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle
Former 80's darling of the dart board Eric Bristow has ended his stay in the jungle after viewers voted him out of ITV's seemingly never-ending 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!'
Finishing a credible fourth, the former King of the oche was as b...
Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!
A Greek football team that is sponsored by a brothel (Times are hard in Greece especially trying to finding sponsors) have also received a bonus from the sponsors; if they win their games they can have some free samples!
The brothel owner, Madame...
Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin
Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...
New Bond a big surprise
Hollywood, Los Angeles. In slowly emerging but nevertheless breaking news here, former English Test cricketer, John Emburey, has been revealed as the next portrayer of master spy James Bond in the Ian Fleming film adaptations from 2015.
Emburey, w...
The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas
The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation.
Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir...
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