Funny story:  Louis Walsh brain implant rejected, say medics

Louis Walsh brain implant rejected, say medics

The heady days of measurable cerebral activity are over for brain implant recipient Louis Walsh, according to Senior Neurologist Willie Bodgem. After several desperate attempts to reconnect disrupted neurotransmitters, Bodgem emerged from Beaumont Ho...
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No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

Occassional Conservative MP and full-time attention seeker Nadine Dorries has become the first person to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'. Dorries, who's not even a celebrity, became the first sitting MP since George Gallowa...
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Papped Kate baby scan pics posted online

Cyberspace - Bootleg online images of Kate Middleton's second trimester brat have been traced to London's Royal Freak Hospital's ultrasound department. They show a previously unrecorded species gestating in her rent-a-bun-oven amid rumors that a m...
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Funny story:  Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Days after Michael Buerk slammed the BBC's Jubilee coverage, celebrities have come to the defence of Tess Daly, whom Buerk described as a "pneumatic bird brain". The Pineapple Dance Studio narrator singled out the Strictly Come Dancing presenter...
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Funny story:  Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!

Football team sponsored by brothel offers players free samples!

A Greek football team that is sponsored by a brothel (Times are hard in Greece especially trying to finding sponsors) have also received a bonus from the sponsors; if they win their games they can have some free samples! The brothel owner, Madame...
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Kate Starts A Barf-O-Rama At Palace Dinner

London, England - According to sources close to the Royal family, last night's dinner reception for India's Prime Minister, Manhoman Singh, was one for the history books, or perhaps, one to be erased from the history books. It would appear that Ka...
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William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

'Trekkies' the world over can barely contain their excitement following a sensational find at a major Hollywood studio this week. Kirk's famous 'Captain's Log', it seems, was a real document. The studio has already released excerpts from the journal...
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Funny story:  Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit. The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
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Breaking News...

Tories Apologise To Mental Health Organisations Over Use Of Stigmatising Language

'Our activists should not be described as "mad, swivel-eyed loons",' said a spokesman, 'but rather as people with severe mental health problems who experience ocular complications.'


 
Funny story:  Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin

Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin

Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...
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Funny story:  New Bond a big surprise

New Bond a big surprise

Hollywood, Los Angeles. In slowly emerging but nevertheless breaking news here, former English Test cricketer, John Emburey, has been revealed as the next portrayer of master spy James Bond in the Ian Fleming film adaptations from 2015. Emburey, w...
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Funny story:  Channel 5 Greenlights New Reality Shows for 2013

Channel 5 Greenlights New Reality Shows for 2013

Channel 5 has today announced a new series of reality programmes to try and help boost it's ratings. Speaking from 5's head offices in Lower Frottage, head of programming Boisterous Crotch said "While our viewers will still see their favourite sh...
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Funny story:  Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfeet and Tim Ricekrispies unveil their new musical: Le Pissoir

Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfeet and Tim Ricekrispies unveil their new musical: Le Pissoir

It's been a long time coming, but theatregoers will be literally on the edge of their seats with the news that Andrew Lloyd-Webbedfeet and Tim Ricekrispies are releasing a new musical. Entitled Le Pissoir, it is a romantic tale set in the 1930s ab...
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Funny story:  Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers. Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...
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Funny story:  Vocally impaired badger favourite to win 'The Voice'

Vocally impaired badger favourite to win 'The Voice'

A badger with torettes and a severe speech impediment has been made the bookies favourite to win this year's tediously-familiar, televised singing-competition, The Voice. Roadkill, the six-year-old badger from Guernsey, blew the judges away with...
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Funny story:  New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

UK Chancellor George Osbourne has praised his own tax policies for encouraging Disney to make the new Star Wars film in Britain. He described it as a vindication of his strategy of tax breaks for the creative industry. Critics have pointed out the...
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Funny story:  It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...
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