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Friday, 3 May 2013

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Another sell out night at Viva Forever

Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed to escape through an open window in the ladies rest room. What ya gonna do?"

Jennifer Saunders said; "I am devastated because it was one of the best things what I wrote since writing what me and Dawn French wrote before I wrote what this is about".

Spice Girls spokesman Errand Bouy said; "The girls are devastated but on the bright side they will not have to continue paying the local drunks to fill the auditorium,".

Theatre Manager Sid Smith remarked; "Thank fuck for that"

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