Warning To Teenagers: Getting Pregnant Can Kill
Doctors report that pregnancy can cause up to 1 million deaths or serious injuries to teenage mums in Britain every year.teenagers are to be congratulated in keeping undertakers in employment!
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Part 4
Due to the success of the three 'Mr Grey' books currently being devoured by thousands of frustrated housewives and virgins a fourth instalment will be released entitled, Clitty Clitty Bang Bang.
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Argentinian Catholic Bishop caught snoggin with a woman!
The Vatican is disgusted because one of it's flock, an Argentinian Bishop, has been caught on the beach snogging a bikini-clad woman; He's spoilt their reputation!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 88
"Making It Through The First Week Of School"
by
Gladys Saturday.
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BT claim there are over 52,000 public payphones
BT claim there are over 52,000 public payphones in throughout the UK.
"Well I know of two that have not been vandalised!"
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World's fastest motorised toilet hits 46 mph!
A very unusual land speed record has been set for the fastest motorised toilet. Stuntwoman Jolene Van Vugt got to 46mph on the loo in Australia.
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Two Lorries Containing Playground Equipment Collided Today.
Efforts to clear the debris were hampered by bad weather. A Police spokesman described it as "swings and roundabouts".
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A High Street Camping Store Has Announced New Staff Training Measures.
A recent participant described it as "in-tents".
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Eddie Izzard Found Collapsed After Latest Marathon Attempt.
He was said to be in "dis-dress"
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