Funny story:  David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers. In a...
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Vatican Visit - Queen Arrested for Money Laundering

The Queen was briefly interviewed by the Spanish Inquisition during the Royal Vatican Inspection last week it was revealed. After arriving at The Vatican with twelve articulated trucks full of dirty money and 4 Transits full of bedraggled swans inten...
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Welsh Independence Referendum Imminent After Feeling Miffed about Attention Given to Scottish Independence

Welsh Nationalist Politicians are sulking and not looking at Sky and BBC News because Alex Salmond is now "Mr. Big Pants", according to the Newspaper, CumruCwyddfyddarcfarchnidd Evening Tribune. A spokesperson in hiding at Rhyll Eisteddfodd told...
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Funny story:  Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain. He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles. The runner from Poole in England's South is...
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Funny story:  E.U.  Welsh Speed Trap Satellite Launched by Giant Soyuz Rocket

E.U. Welsh Speed Trap Satellite Launched by Giant Soyuz Rocket

The first of a series of hyperlinked geostationary Welsh speed traps was positioned by a Russian Soyuz Rocket yesterday. The "Sentinel" global orbit Police radar speed cameras will supplement the sneaky Welsh Speed traps which provide most people's...
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Grand National Ladies Day Cage Fighting Halted - Riots After Hub Cap Throwing Event

Aintree Ladies Day turned into an unexpected handbag free for all yesterday after the Women's Cage Fighting Competition was halted. The trouble started after one contestant was disqualified for using a weighted handbag. Betting was suspended...
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Royals still praying the Queen doesn't drop dead on April Fools

Ballybollox Castle, Berks - Bookies' odds of even money were hurriedly snapped up this weekend just as the UK government posted emergency briefs about the ageing Queen 'going down with the lurgi' after an earwig was found inside the royal's pants.
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Funny story:  Disasters committee launches TV appeal to buy Brit Home Secretary Theresa May a 'magic' ionic hairbrush

Disasters committee launches TV appeal to buy Brit Home Secretary Theresa May a 'magic' ionic hairbrush

London - The nation needs redemption from the savage misery inflicted on hapless TV viewers subjected to close-ups of Theresa May's terrible 'haunted house' hair. In an era of unprecedented advances in hair beauty products Ms May remains a stalwa...
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Funny story:  Alien Neighbours Pop Around to Borrow a Cup of Sugar

Alien Neighbours Pop Around to Borrow a Cup of Sugar

An Alien from Alpha Centauri, our nearest Alien Colony popped in to Buckingham Palace this morning to borrow a cup of sugar. The Alien then sped off in his flying saucer as the Queen waved and blew a kiss. The Alien neighbours are apparently not nois...
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Funny story:  Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Crazy! Now Boffins Say "Eat More Chips"

Eating seven or more portions of chips a day is healthier than the five currently recommended portions of fruit and veg and would prolong lives forever, researchers say. A study of 6 men and women indicated the more chips people ate, the less likely...
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Funny story:  Culture Vulture

Culture Vulture

There was trouble at mill as the Culture Vulture, who nobody loves, Maria Miller, threw in the towel after ten rounds of her heavy weight bout with her supporters at the highly esteemed Mail and Telegraph. She suffered severe wounding to her pride...
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Funny story:  Adorable Royal Baby George Shoots Terrorists and earns 30 Medals on First Day of Tour of Duty  in Afghanistan

Adorable Royal Baby George Shoots Terrorists and earns 30 Medals on First Day of Tour of Duty in Afghanistan

"Attaboy" Royal Baby Hero Prince George has already gained as many medals as the Duke of Edinburgh and Saddam Hussein combined after a successful first day of duty in a combat helicopter on the front line. According to sources, he shot three terr...
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Funny story:  A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A party simply known as the '? Party' are set to run for Government at the next general elections, surprisingly making no promises, appearances or statements until the ballot boxes close. Under complete anonymity, someone or some group have thrown...
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Funny story:  Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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Funny story:  Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

The Post Glacial Depressed Peat Bog at Craig-y-Llyn in Glamorgan, Wales has been recently undergoing treatment for acute depression. A second opinion from psycho-phytologist, Denise R. Scuft indicated a deep rooted schizm of the anterior sphagnatum.
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Funny story:  Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

The Heartbleed Bug, a fault in the security system used by many Internet sites, has become a major global brand due to the slick marketing used to get its message across. Early adoption of a funky logo and hysterical rhetoric in the press has quickl...
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