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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
PARIS - France's national news agency Le News Agency has just announced a new French law that will take effect on Tuesday, May 28.
Gigi de Maupassant, a reporter for Le News stated that due to the declining number of tourists visiting the world fa...
Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain
WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
Another blow for the Spanish Armada
Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna.
Today another blow befell the mighty House o...
Parents May Not Be Strict Enough
DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong.
"For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...
Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars
Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat
Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth
Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft
Police now training: Glasses can be guns
Chicago - Police spokesperson S. Wineburger of the Chicago Police Department announced today that anyone pointing glasses at police conducting official business may be shot.
It was previously reported here that police are now trained to shoot anyo...
NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles.
According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...
New Mexico Bans Piñatas
SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19.
For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...
Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un AKA Butterball Boy, arrogant as ever has announced that he launched three missiles from a launching pad in Pyongyang.
Chung Duck Ho, the spokesman for North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National...
Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.
South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants
PIERRE, South Dakota - In an unprecedented move that has not occurred in South Dakota since back in the 60s, the governor has issued a Governor's Directive closing down all North Korean restaurants.
A spokesperson speaking from the steps of the go...
Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons.
According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion.
Mormons...
White House Uncertain of which Line Crossed, Obama Possibly Colorblind
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, in an impromptu press conference in August of 2012, vowed that the United States would intervene to end Syria's then eighteen-month massacre should President Bashar Al-Assad use chemical weapons, saying, "We...
Ruling Authority to 'let Texas go'
A spokesperson for the R.A. announced its decision yesterday, saying: "Texas is too big, too different, and just too damn difficult to remain in the union... and they never wanted to be a part of the United States, anyway."
One of the provisions...
Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards
HOLLYWOOD, CA - It was nearly termed another developing scandal for the Obama Administration, but, before the night was over, audiences saw the 44th President of the United States aptly named 'Best Narcissist' for the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison
LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day.
A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
WTF 'Landowner who spent $500,000 restoring dead Norfolk broad faces prosecution' as story puzzles Yanks?
NYC, New York - "Says right here some guy's going to jail maybe for spending half a million on a dead Norfolk broad," a puzzled Upper East Side taxicab driver said today, "some kinda necrophilia stunt, eh, like you Brits are SO kinky?"
The fast-br...
Retired Norfolk oil exec Reg Patton Boggs drawn into Ecuador Amazonbotch pollution saga
New York - A New York judge presiding over a forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act [RICO] lawsuit brought by super major Chevron against supporters of an Ecuadorean $19billion embezzlement fraud is to rule whether a retired U...
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