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10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41443.8162963#1#502811

............Daddy cool?

Fathers Day..that once a year milestone when millions of Dads look back over the years with fond memories and a tear in their eye as they remember what it was once like to have money in their wallets!

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41443.8147454#2#801300

."that'll do nicely thank you!"

Official: Romanian gangs behind 90% of hole-in-wall scams.....surprise surprise...so that will be 200% from January 2014 then?:-)

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41443.8137384#3#383674

C4 gives you more!

Must see TV for all politicians...C4 Monday 24th June 9pm...'The Man With the 10-Stone Testicles'...he gets my vote any day!:-)

10#8731#IainB#41443.5626968#4#485435

Overturning theories

Physicists are hopeful the Standard Model will be overturned soon. "Don't get me wrong," said Professor Brian Cox, "we like the model. If it's wrong though, we can apply for more research grants."

10#14479#Gee Pee#41443.1176389#5#544660

Oscar Pistorius

Olympic "Blade Runner" and accused killer Oscar Pistorius denies that he is now, or ever has been, the notorious English murderer Spring-heeled Jack: "That's my modus operandi, but not my alias."

10#11113#raouldukecommando#41442.8935069#6#249386

Stuart Hall given 15 months for sexual offences

...but judge plays the Joker and doubles it up to 30.

10#8731#IainB#41442.8901273#7#28631

Scientists urge people to drink

New research shows that if people don't get at least one drink every three days, they get 'dehydration'. "We're thinking people might need to eat too," said a scientist working on this.

10#8514#Bureau#41442.8053704#8#310600

UK Hacking Condemned

Recent reports of UK hacking of diplomats has angered several visiting nations. However, British authorities say that it's the work of a lone Ripper.

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41442.6189583#9#340660

......down under or one over?

In an attempt to 'up the game' another piss head Pom goes for the balcony hurling pre-2016 Olympic record. This time from the 15th floor of an Auckland NZ apartment block!!!....cheeky bugger.

10#14117#John_L#41442.581794#10#833723

Google's new honest Chrome advert

You Tube videos will now start with a man in a suit and dark glasses and be captioned: "Chrome can't stop the NSA spying on you, but Chrome is the fastest was to let the NSA know what you are doing."

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