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Cameron relived by Terrorist attack
It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.
10#8731#IainB#41415.5838079#2#252264
Abbreviation Conference
Ths yrs conf on Abbrs & TxtSpk will B held at G-Mex M/c. Attnd's shd arv 30mins b4 drs open 2 Nsure a gd seat.
10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41415.4199884#3#12224
Happiness
What a Gay day!
10#8731#IainB#41415.3001042#4#1026944
Atos Canonised
Atos, the French company tasked with assessing Britain's disabled people has been canonised, after announcing that 30,000 previously disabled people can now walk. That's a better return than Jesus.
10#6702#Simon Cockle#41415.2430787#5#732311
Mobile phones reunited with 'tele'
As from next year, mobile phones will have to be referred as mobile
telephones in all advertising and documentation due to an EU ruling. This follows the decision to reassign the word
wireless to radios.
10#14117#John_L#41414.6481944#6#103802
Chelsea Flower Show lifts ban on Gnomes
William Hague finally able to attend.
10#6112#Swan Morrison#41413.284294#7#100103
Tories Apologise To Mental Health Organisations Over Use Of Stigmatising Language
'Our activists should not be described as "mad, swivel-eyed loons",' said a spokesman, 'but rather as people with severe mental health problems who experience ocular complications.'
10#8731#IainB#41410.8743403#8#389267
History of Cross Dressing - part 1
Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.
10#6112#Swan Morrison#41410.8073264#9#301582
Retirement 'Harmful To Health' Says The Institute For Economic Affairs (IEA)
'Also, poverty is healthy, but voting UKIP causes fatal illnesses,' said Mark Littlewood, IEA Director. 'The IEA is independent,' he added, 'we never manipulate public opinion to government agendas.'
10#8668#whatinthe world#41410.5550694#10#374384
News to hand
Mr Nigel Crackenthorpe of Lentle Lane Wandsworth has finally worked out how to enter his two bedroom home. He unlocked the front door and walked in. He now will work out how to get out again. Serious.
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