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Exploding sidewalks menace London pedestrians!

"These incidents are now second only to the cracks breaking mother's backs", officer tell BBC reporter.

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.........best before the hereafter.

Major UK Supermarkets launch new food labels by way of 'traffic light system'...GREEN: cheap tasteless toxic waste. AMBER: almost off but not quite and RED; overpriced crap which is cheaper at Lidl!

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....."and the little one said...."

Team GB really hotting up the training for the 2016 Olympic Pisshead Balcony Flinging event, hot on the heels of the Auckland NZ 'fling' comes the Bulgaria 'toss'...10th floor competitor!

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Heads come together

The heads of state meeting, called G8, has convened and the traditional egg and spoon race was won this year by Vladmir Putin with David Cameron tieing in fifth place with Barack Obama. How exciting!

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Scots DID Invent Golf..However

New study reveals that it was indeed the Scots who invented golf. However, for the first 20 years, there were only 17 holes as no one would build a #13.

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Another Economy Buster

Last "Beans On Toast" Restaurant closes in London. "People would rather sit at home and eat their beans on toast and watch the telly", says saddened manager.

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............Daddy cool?

Fathers Day..that once a year milestone when millions of Dads look back over the years with fond memories and a tear in their eye as they remember what it was once like to have money in their wallets!

10#12156#Herrdoktorfox#41443.8147454#8#801300

."that'll do nicely thank you!"

Official: Romanian gangs behind 90% of hole-in-wall scams.....surprise surprise...so that will be 200% from January 2014 then?:-)

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C4 gives you more!

Must see TV for all politicians...C4 Monday 24th June 9pm...'The Man With the 10-Stone Testicles'...he gets my vote any day!:-)

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Overturning theories

Physicists are hopeful the Standard Model will be overturned soon. "Don't get me wrong," said Professor Brian Cox, "we like the model. If it's wrong though, we can apply for more research grants."

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