NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...
A dangerous new cleaver-juggling craze in America threatens to cut a deep gash in the population as President Obama, clearly bedraggled from recent Congress pressure, declared his support for the extreme sport.
The craze was started by Lincoln Abr...
The bald eagle has been the national bird of the US since 1782, but it will soon lose that official designation to the Costco rotisserie chicken.
The National Board of Official Designated Stuff (NBODS) announced their decision to replace the eag...
A ban on schools, cinemas and malls came into force midnight Friday in the small town of Overreact in Florida in what many are calling a "brave" move, others calling it "just stupid".
Despite incurring the wrath of shoppers, movie lovers, schoolch...
Hollywood, California - The script for the first show of a new T.V. series to be hosted by hoity-toity Piers Morgan has been leaked to the Press. The new show is to be called America's Got Guns and features exciting audience interaction.
The scri...
Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard.
The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...
Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned.
TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here:
"Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...
Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
US news media outlets are already preparing draft descriptions of future mass murderers based on previous descriptions of all former mass killers.
"I can't believe it, they were such a normal family" has already been earmarked as one potential lea...
The US senate have accused a British bank, better known as "Home Suiting Biggest Criminals", of allowing billions of drug money and huge sums from banned nations such as Iran and North korea to slip through their fingers. The washing machines at the...
The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London.
Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...
The Former British Colony of the United State of America (FBCOUSA) are holding elections to choose their next leader. The colony, which lies six days by steamship west of Britain, hold their elections at four-yearly intervals. Instead of a Queen, the...
Washington DC, USA. In emerging news here (if you believe the street urchins), President Barack Obama and challenger, Mit Romney, have agreed to partition the entire continental United States of America into red and blue states. The net effect being...
What a relief! Thanks to the Obama administration, which classified the Fort Hood shootings a matter of "workplace violence" and not "terror," we now know the way forward when it comes to those fratricidal shootings of our troops in Afghanistan, which are obviously the same kind of preventable workplace violence. Clearly supervisors need to do a better job of counseling armed Afghans who may fee...
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot.
BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward.
SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here.
BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...
The controversial and widely refuted claim was made by US historian, Paul Garfunkel yesterday. A history don at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Garfunkel claims that the 'traditional' full English breakfast as we know it today, was actuall...
The US border guards have got quite a problem on their hands because they just cannot stop smugglers invading the country from all sides!
Mexican smugglers in the south enjoy a free for all whilst dodging dodgy border guards who seem to arrest Mex...
Chinese Diplomats are always eager to demonstrate political politeness, but have been having difficulty in keeping up with ever-changing USA style of political correctness .
So they have introduced a new style for everyone outside the USA.
As the...
