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Funny story: Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table. Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, anot...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...
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Funny story: Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...
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Funny story: Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...
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Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield Cat

Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield Cat

Liverpool manager Kenny MacGlish today told reporters that the Anfield Cat was not for sale despite big bids from Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea. The cat made a cameo appearance at Anfield last night in the televised match betwe...
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Funny story: No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

Record Liverpool signing Andy Carroll will not be considered for the upcoming fixture with West Ham on Saturday. Interim manager Kenny Dalglish told the press that "although he's almost back to full training, Andy's not quite ready to make his deb...
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Funny story: 'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...
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Funny story: Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey. We, the surrounded loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', issue the following statement from Cmdr Comrade Dalglish; "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, whilst suffering the fiercest cold Winter, battle fatigue and desertions, was relieved of his command and I took over the leadership here at Anfieldgrad." "We have b...
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Funny story: Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...
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Funny story: Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...
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Funny story: The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

This was 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool: On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and were beleagured. The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' had been 'simmering' for six long months, with Von Hodgson's forces besieged on the banks...
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Funny story: The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...
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Funny story: Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

This WAS Anfield, Liverpool: Arise the Kop at Anfield, for the singing of the Scouse national Anthem: "When you walk through the storm (Roy Hodgson's Liverpool FC in the bottom half of the Premier League) Hold your head up high (Roy Hodgson standing on the touch line trying to fathom out the formations) And don't be afraid of the dark (booing Scouse fans calling for Roy Hodgson to depart...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Sir Alex Ferguson today launched an astonishing riposte to Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez's tirade regarding alleged football authority pro Manchester United bias. The master of sporting psychological warfare declared: "Benitez? I'll fight him...
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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.
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