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Police Make Six Arrests After Separating Groups Of Skirmishing Unionist And independence Supporters In Glasgow'The referendum has clearly honed the Scots' organisational skills,' said an observer. 'It's less than 24 hours after the vote, yet Glaswegians have already formed rival gangs and started fights.'
Queen striped searched at Scottish border.The Queen on her way to Balmoral Castle was stopped by border Officials and made to strip because they had reason to believe she was in possession of Rhino horn. Buckingham palace declined to comment.
Cameron gives US all clear to Attack Scotland.David Cameron Yesterday gave the US full backing to attack Scotland should ever oil be-found, and as a precaution sent warships to the area. Scottish MPs are furious and put troops on red alert.
Scottish refugees flood England. Salmond troops take to streets1000's flee Scotland - Salmond orders personal army 'the Scotch Guard' to take to streets and beat up referendum NO voters. LATEST: Over 300 hospitalized-40 people attacked by Alex Salmond himself!
Scottish scholars explain Scotland's "no" votePolitical science professors in Scotland say voters said "no" to independence from England, Great Britain, and the United Kingdom because that's as close as voters could get to a "maybe someday" vote.
Scottish Referendum Highlights Lack Of People In Scotland'I was astounded,' said a typical Englishman, 'that the population of Scotland numbers less than 70% of the population of Greater London. What was all the fuss about? There's hardly anyone there.'
Plymouth University Has Agreed To Spend £150,000 On Seven Chairs For Graduation Ceremonies'Some of the cost,' said Professor David Coslett, deputy vice chancellor, 'will pay for a PR consultant to try to avoid us looking ridiculous in these days of austerity and rising tuition fees.'
"Salmond gutted" laughs Cameron after winDavid Cameron said he is chuffed Scotland has decided to keep with the UK ... Then announced plans, that in Oct, England will be holding its own referendum on weather we want Scotland as a part of UK.
Solksjaer Sacked by Vincent Tan's CardiffBaby-faced assassin assassinated by Bond villain
Solksjaer 'Leaves' Cardiff CityNorwegian cites a "difference in philosophy over how to manage the club", with this philosophical difference coinciding with the team struggling to win a game
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