The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged.
The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...
A spokesman for the Scottish National Party has suggested that if Scotland becomes independent from the rest of the UK next year, and if the rest of the UK wants to leave the EU, then it would make sense for Scotland to take over the UK's seat in the...
UK Chancellor George Osbourne has praised his own tax policies for encouraging Disney to make the new Star Wars film in Britain. He described it as a vindication of his strategy of tax breaks for the creative industry.
Critics have pointed out the...
All hail to glorious leader Kim Jong-Un! May his heroic leadership crush our enemies with nuclear fist!
For tourist, Britain is small island country on west of Europe, known for hats, royal families and slavery. Weather is always cloudy. National dish is horse but confusingly is labelled beef. National sport is to arrest celebrities.
Historically, Britain is enemy of glorious all-powerful N...
Britain has always been a country full of ideas and inventions. It has long been an essential part of the economy, and never more so than in recent years. From the Dyson bagless suction hair dryer to the Dyson bagless sink unblocking suction device to the Dyson bagless bagpipe, Britain still has the innovative ideas which lead the world. Here we round up some of the great new ideas which are being...
Brussels MEPs will soon be voting on whether or not to downgrade Britain's status from a fully paid up member of the European Union and instead have them sidelined as 'one of those countries we don't really like, such as Poland and Greece'.
This w...
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot.
BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward.
SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here.
BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...
British Olympians were expected to have picked up at least one gold so far, with the Road Cycling team failing miserably to do so, and Rebecca Adlington also failing to earn a phone call from Cash 4UR Gold.
"It's been a little disappointing," said...
Treasury minister David Gauke has said it is "Morally Wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax.
He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pa...
The British weather has refused to be drawn on its plans for the Wimbledon championships and the forthcoming London Olympics-even after buggering up the recent Jubilee celebrations.
The relentless pissing rain that totally spoiled three out of the...
Two British car manufacturers have today launched vehicles in an attempt to revive the long-dead British motor industry. As well as being stylish, competitively priced and highly desirable, the Rover Sirloin and the Vauxhall Giblet are also very envi...
Millions of plucky Britons were left reeling today, as the British Isles were battered by what can only be described as 'some really weird' weather.
Health officials advised people to stay at home, unless going out is absolutely necessary. For tho...
Germany is threatening to take the Number Binge Drinkers spot from Britain. Latest survey results show that Germany now has more alcoholics per population than Britain.
"This is down to two factors," said Hans Shakin, German Alcohol Minister. "Fir...
The UK has the world's largest proportion of its economy based on the internet, statistics revealed today, putting it ahead of other high tech advanced economies like Japan, Germany and the Vatican. Prime Minister David Cameron praised the news, sayi...
In a stunning volte face regarding stories containing smutty innuendo and double entendres, top satirical website thespoof.com today ran a story about Britain's Biggest Wanker breaking his wrist in an unfortunate onanistic accident, as he was lobbing...
The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert.
A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...
After seventy years in the planning, the British Space Industry is finally ready to launch it's first astro-noughts this summer.
"It's a little known fact," said Brian Cox, "but Britain invented space-travel. All the technology other countries use...
Prehistoric reptiles have been discovered roaming wild in the Falkland Islands, a UK government scientist announced today, to the great surprise of the zoological world. The dinosaurs include T-Rex's, Stegosauri, and other dangerous creatures once th...
