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Oscar walks.........well, almost!
BusinessIMF Heads don't trust banks : 'I keep my cash under the mattress', says Christine Lagarde
European Tectonic PlatesThe Massif Central Mountain Range of France is eroding at a rate of 190% per month. The National Geographic Society says this is probably a factual error, but don't really care.
Catholic Archbishop Smith Of Southwark Commissions Investigation Into Former Head Of The Arundel And Brighton Diocese'Bishop Kieran Conry has admitted to a legal, heterosexual relationship with a consenting adult woman,' said Archbishop Peter Smith. 'We see this as a huge leap forward for the Catholic Church.'
Runaway teens want to come home after joining ISISTwo Austrian teenage girls who left home to join ISIS want to return home. "Beheading people isn't as fun as we thought it would be," one whined. "It's messy," the other agreed, "and sort of gross."
Leaders react to plan for Election debate.Little Ed Milipeed has shite himself..again.
Clegghorn-Foghorn has booked three weeks in the Sychelles.
Do-nothing-Dave has placed an order with Pampers.
Nasty Nigel ordered 24 crates of real ale!
UKIP Celebrates Another Constiuency VictoryGlastonbury- Nigel Farrage touted the victory for UKIP here. Newly elected MP Arthur Pendragon CBE will represent this constituency in the battle against the cozy cartel of elite front benchers.
'There Are Too Many Foreigners In France,' Says French President Nicolas Sarkozy'We've bin sayin' that for years,' agreed a typical English tourist. 'For a start, it's full of the French.'
The writing is on the wallCave art dating back 40,000 million years discovered......'Dave is a wanker!'
BBC receives Eastenders Furniture ComplaintThe Kitchen Table on which Linda Carter was raped speaks out, claiming that Dean later returned and varnished it's surface without consent before promising that he wouldn't tell
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