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BBC Springwatch to get makeoverWith the return of Hunting with Hounds in the Queens Speech, Springwatch will now be presented by Jeremy Clarkson and feature footage of dogs ripping Foxes and Badgers to death.
Prince Charles Shakes Hands With Gerry Adams......during a visit to the 'gents'
Chilling Survey... It's all in the WordsA new Sheeple-Survey has revealed that nine out of ten people would rather be 'euthanased' than killed.
Rowling Confesses Potter Book 8 on the Way.Declared J.K. Rowling to the Sunday Express... "I never ever, ever, ever, ever said I would not write Potter Book 8. What I said was I was not "thinking" of doing so. I am soooooooooo embarrassed.
Andy Burnham: I Am The Change CandidateJekyll or Hyde cobber?
Chuka Umunna Drops Labour Leadership Bid..joins Hot chocolate comeback tour...money for nothing and the chicks are free.....and better looking than the Labour harpies!
Sarah Brightman's Trip To Space Called Off....just discovered she is fresh out of baked beans.
Bear 'Buries Woman Alive To Eat Her Later'..When interviewed by the police the bear replied:"Listen mate, have you seen how much Tesco are charging for horsemeat!"
Idiot comes to a sobering realisationMan who for some baffling reason considered himself to be witty, amusing and erudite for 45 years comes to the horrible realisation that he is Giles Coren.
Prince Charles' Letters to be ReleasedBig scoop? Well... "However, some redactions were made to the letters, where the court deemed parts of the content to not be in the public's interest." (Guardian).
In other words, Sheeple... don't waste your time reading the shit. Or, lap up what they throw you.
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