DOVER, Delaware - The East Coast state of Delaware has just passed a bill that will require all males between the ages of 18 and 48 to wear condoms at all times.
According to state spokesperson Pandora P. Hissyheimer, 61, the bill was passed due t...
New York - In a week dominated be Brits' meatier fears in the whorseflesh contamination scam and 'a steroid' attack on Southern Russia the UN's dedicated Outer Space Affairs agency says it's time to get tough on unprotected alien sex.
"We need to...
NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements.
According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistan...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows.
Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
Los Angeles County voters recently passed a ballot initiative mandating that pornographic film actors wear condoms during sex scenes, prompting J. Thorton Skinner, Executive Secretary of PORN, a trade group, to state, "We won't take this frontally. w...
Did you know that in World War I, the United States was the only country that did not distribute condoms to its soldiers? As a result, rates of sexually transmitted diseases were higher among American troops, as was the incidence of them being fathers of (often unwanted) babies. Our allies thought we were silly and prudish, calling such policies "Comstockery." The term was later used to more gener...
In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms.
In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...
MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85).
Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
Monday 16th July 2012
Topic: Tony Blair - Politics
"Tony Blair announces that he would be returning to British politics"
Source: Express
Extract: Blair announced that he would be returning to British politics last night to contribute to Labour policy as an adviser.
The former Prime Minister, who was attending an event alongside Labour leader Ed Miliband announced that he would contribute to a...
Wal-Mart stock dropped sharply again today as the Associated Press is reporting that another scandal has emerged for the giant corporation. Sources within the Vatican have confirmed on condition of anonymity, that officials at the highest level at bo...
Pittsburgh PA: The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was a tax protest during the presidency of George Washington. Farmers selling their grain as distilled whiskey had to pay a new sin tax, which they strongly resented. The tax was a part of Treasury Secreta...
In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke.
Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...
RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...
The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference.
While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on "feel good" items like bubble gum and condoms.
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Delbert Clodfelter, 16, is not like the other boys at his high school. Delbert doesn't play football, cannot dribble a basketball, cannot throw a curve ball, although he does play a little soccer (not a real boys game in...
NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side.
The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...
