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Funny story:  Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

Joe Biden: Obummercare enrollments may miss mark set by administration

WHITEWASHNTON, D. C. - On a tour of Starbucks coffeehouses, Joe Biden, President of Vice under Barack Obummer, did something that politicians, especially of his party, seldom, if ever, do: he told the truth. Specifically, he admitted that, des...
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Funny story:  Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast, the largest cable company and home Internet service provider in the U.S., with assets of over $4 Trillion, announced today that it is merging with the National Security Agency. Having just merged with Time Warner Cable in an equity swap...
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Funny story:  Gummint Sausage Analysis

Gummint Sausage Analysis

Some have said that it is never advisable to look too closely at what goes into the making of sausage; that doing so can reduce one's appetite for the product. However, in the interest of public health and safety, a group of investigators has been l...
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Funny story:  House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

A representative for Representative Mike Rogers (R-MI) indicates new, dramatic action about to be taken by this congressman related to campaigning for defense of America. Mr. Rogers' latest idea is to lead a parade of 100 Abrams tanks through New...
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Funny story:  US Legislators Agree to Leave Education Policymaking to Educators

US Legislators Agree to Leave Education Policymaking to Educators

For years, decisions for education have been made by legislators at the state and federal level. These legislators have little or no education experience, a fact that has caused several educators nationwide to feel very uncomfortable. "We would li...
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Funny story:  President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

President Obama uses 'Executive Order' to eliminate Congress

Today, the President took unprecedented action. Citing gridlock, do-nothingness, and an utter disdain for the Representatives of the people of the United States, the President signed Executive Order #100068. This order reads, "Effective immediately,...
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Funny story:  SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...
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Funny story:  New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

Washington DC - America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as "the date ceiling" before leaving on holiday recess, an oversight th...
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Funny story:  U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...
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Funny story:  "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...
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Funny story:  Twas the Night Before Congress (with apologies to Clement Moore)

Twas the Night Before Congress (with apologies to Clement Moore)

Twas the night before Congress, and all through the House Not a creature was stirring, except for some louse Who took down the stockings hung by the chimney with care In hopes that a square meal might soon be there. Poor children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of breakfast danced in their heads. Their mom in her work clothes, and dad with no job Looked long at their chi...
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Funny story:  Proof U.S. Lawmakers Don't Know The Difference Between Sh*t and Shinola

Proof U.S. Lawmakers Don't Know The Difference Between Sh*t and Shinola

WASHINGTON DC - Washington politics weren't the only thing stinking to high heaven on Capitol Hill this week. Although at first it was hard to distinguish, lawmakers finally realized there was a pungent odor eminating from the floor of the Senate, a...
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Funny story:  "This Ain't Willie Nelson's Farm-Aid"

"This Ain't Willie Nelson's Farm-Aid"

So says Frank N. Beans, a struggling California marijuana grower who will probably not be eligible to receive subsidies or crop insurance under the proposed farm bill now being considered in the U.S. House of Representatives. "They gonna cut $40 billion in food aid for the poor over the next ten years and give 'bout $15 billion a year to the big guys," he says. "I cain't 'ford no lobbyist nor...
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Funny story:  NFL officials to referee Congress

NFL officials to referee Congress

Washington DC - The National Football League has volunteered its squad of on-field officials to "referee" Congress. In announcing the arrangement, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell noted that his army of referees, field judges, umpires, linesmen, an...
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Funny story:  President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

President Obama: The Heck With Everything - I'm Going To Take A Much Needed Vacation To Dubai

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation. He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seve...
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Funny story:  Starbucks Latest Marketing Campaign a "Beacon To Government Officials"

Starbucks Latest Marketing Campaign a "Beacon To Government Officials"

Starbucks Coffee has begun a new marketing campaign billed as a way to call upon Congress to "come together" and stop bickering. From Wednesday to Friday, Starbucks will give away a free tall brewed coffee to any customer in the U.S. who buys anot...
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Funny story:  US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...
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Funny story:  Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

According to a CNN poll released recently only 10% of Americans think Congress is doing a good job. This is an all time low rating for the Congress. There is an ongoing global manhunt to identify, isolate and quarantine these thirty million Americ...
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