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ISIS is not headless!Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!
Oh, BTW, United have now been reincarnated!Dead, buried Man United have been renamed Lazarus after a miracle happened in London. They actually beat someone on away terrain and their manager Louis v Gaal has been renamed Jesus in double Dutch
The ghost of Jaggedone is alive!Ex-Spoof writer, Jaggedone, now a ghostly 'Fata Morgana' has been reincarnated and declared an immortal Spoofer after confirming that people still read his utter crap, WOW!
Starbucks' to launch 'Christmas Booze - Up 'Starbucks are sick of selling do-good , Fair - Trade coffee....they're gonna hawk Irish 60% Poteen with every flapjack bought between 7.50 AND 8PM every third Monday 'til Christmas...a blast, Man
Wine is good for the bloodGetting plastered on wine is not only acceptable , as it's posh, but also good for the blood, being red and liquid, say experts
'One Direction' in wrong directionMembers of band 'One Direction' caused chaos as they drove the wrong way, up a one - direction street, yesterday.
Food is bad for youMost Food is bad news, say Food Experts, though a certain amount of Food is necessary, in order not to die of Lack of Food
Santa in Smart -phone ScandalSanta's phone has been tapped, revealing his 'inappropriate ' calls to Kate Middleton , regarding his ''TOY SACK..Ruetterse
Cathedrals To Be Used For Easter Egg ProductionChocolate Eggs and even chocolate crosses are to be made by newly appointed egg deacons in Cathedrals across the U.K. Proceeds will go towards roof repairs and mending holes in Bishop's robes.
BBC Criticised For Using Subtitles In Interview with a County Londonderry Blacksmith On Its Countryfile Programme'Representatives of Irish organisations have telephoned us,' admitted a BBC spokesman, 'to say that the subtitles were unnecessary and offensive - at least we think that's what they said.'
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