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Ed Miliband pledges to top himself if Labour win.Please form an orderly queue and mark your 'x' clearly in the correct box, "ey thank you!"
Election Defeat is ultimate Zero Hours Contractsay three unemployed Prime Ministers.
Most Scots Rooting For The Other Side In The General Election - SurveyEvery Scot worth an ounce of salted porridge is looking forward to cheering on England's opponents in a packed public house on election day, according to a survey. Whiskey pre-orders have tripled.
Isle Of Wight To Become Psytrance "Ibiza" For 65 - 70sIt's goodbye Glen Miller and hello Psytrance, as the Isle of Wight shifts its target holiday age from 80 - 90 year olds down to 65 to 70 walking frame "Psytrancers" starting in 2016, says Promo Dept.
Migrants Killed By Train In CanyonCertainly not their lucky week!
Prince George mutilates Toy Dragon'It shows his prodigious Historical Awareness', say Court Spokespeople, or 'grovellers', in Commoner's Speak.
Sheepdog drives tractor on motorway!A sheepdog was seen driving a tractor down the M74 and it's owner was also seen barking at his herd, they ignored him of course, the farmer not the dog!
Hound Dog Sound DogBen-Jamin the North-West radio broadcast enthusiast had a rude awakening today when testing his portable studio. He tweaked the frequency one notch too far and was set upon by 5 neighbourhood dogs.
A Smiley SuiteAnthropologists have discovered what they believe to be the earliest set of playing cards, in a recently opened Egyptian casket. The 65 card set contains an extra suite - a smiley face.
More Force, Less FatThe New Jedi Order have issued a galaxy-wide report which clearly states the weight restrictions for would-be recruits. 'More Force, Less Fat' is their logo for this cycle.
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