The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader.
After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...
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My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions.
As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public.
The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
Police looking into the tragic death of a 79-year-old man from Liverpool, now say that they are seriously considering treating the matter as an act of terrorism. The man (who may also have been a terrorist) was severely wounded in the incident and he...
Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge.
"Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...
Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina.
The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...
Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape.
David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
Unfortunately the Prime Minister was unable to attend House of Commons Questions for the sixth week running due to an unavoidable incident.
'I was finding my in growing toe nail on my right foot had become unbearable' Cameron explained 'so I had t...
The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer.
Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...
"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?"
Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina.
Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
David Cameron has been left with a quandary tonight when he discovered that should his government charge people for having a room they don't use, that Downing Street would be eligible to be taxed.
"It turns out that every government owned building...
Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'.
Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...
After a complaint from the independent Office for Budget Responsibility yesterday, the Coalition has sought to disprove that David Cameron said that black was white and misquoted the OBR.
A Coalition spokesman today made it 'absolutely clear' that Mr Cameron has not been telling any lies, fibs or porkies, but merely adhering to a new Coalition lexicon to standardise political statements.
T...
An internal report to David Cameron from a Conservative Think Tank, Money Talks has come as a great shock to the PM.
The contents of this report have been leaked to your fearless reporter by 'a well wisher' and we can bring you this exclusive info...
A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations.
In a statement released...
Lord Ashcroft has decided not to donate any more of his hard-earned cash to the Tory Party. After giving over £10 Million in donations to the Conservatives he does not think that he is getting, "value for money".
A close pal of the peer has discl...
