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Funny story:  Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...
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Funny story:  Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...
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Funny story:  Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

DENVER - Six foot eleven inch Denver Nuggets center Nene told a close friend of his that he is tired of playing games (no pun intended). Sport Territory's Atwood "Overtime" McSparrow stated that the Brazilian star says that he has made it very cle...
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Funny story:  The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...
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Funny story:  Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi...
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Funny story:  Washington Redskins Hire Mike Shanahan As New Head Coach

Washington Redskins Hire Mike Shanahan As New Head Coach

Mike Shanahan was announced this morning as the new head coach of the Washington Redskins. The team, which has had 119 head coaches under owner Dan Snyder, announced that Shanahan would begin work immediately to rebuild the former once proud dynasty...
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Funny story:  State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

There was widespread panic today in the city of Denver, Colorado, after a bomb nearly went off on a jet plane, but didn't. Thousands of its citizens were in a state of shock, many requiring medical treatment for what officials termed 'the worst case...
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Funny story:  Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver CO-- Many Denver hotels and motels are checking their balance sheets today and noticing the red ink. The recent Democratic Convention left the hotels battered, broken, and bankrupt. Conventioneers simply stole everything from the rooms they co...
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Funny story:  Fox News reporter scalped by phony Indian at Democratic Convention protest

Fox News reporter scalped by phony Indian at Democratic Convention protest

Fox News reporter, Griff Jenkins, who was covering protests at the 2008 Democratic Convention, who had disappeared early that day was found this evening wandering aimlessly around the streets of Denver wearing only underwear and completely scalped.
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Funny story:  'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.
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Funny story:  Weather, Wind Crack Jet Windshields in Denver

Weather, Wind Crack Jet Windshields in Denver

100 mile per hour winds that ripped through the Denver area caused the windshields of 13 jumbo jets to crack while sitting on the runways. The snowstorm and high winds also caused closure of the airport and hundreds of flight cancellations and delay...
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Funny story:  Denver to Erect Giant Umbrella Over the City

Denver to Erect Giant Umbrella Over the City

Plagued again with record snowfall Denver officials began construction of a 97 story 38 mile wide umbrella which experts believe will protect them from the snows AND make quite a good shield against the rains should Spring ever arrive again. Scientis...
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Funny story:  Walmart Attack Doberman Rips the Larynx out of Cynthia Goldstein

Walmart Attack Doberman Rips the Larynx out of Cynthia Goldstein

Walmart, in it's quest to roll back not only prices but pure basic common sense as well hired 870 dozen full blooded Doberman Pinschers to guard their exit portals .. the only problem being, one Pinscher, "Claude" at the Denver...
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Funny story:  Just some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities

Just some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities

BOB Legere of KWXN, Denver and Ted Wallace of WQRZ, Miami attempting to hold a phone conversation ..
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Funny story:  Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Denver, CO- After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
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Exploding sidewalks menace London pedestrians!

"These incidents are now second only to the cracks breaking mother's backs", officer tell BBC reporter.

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