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Obama threatens to bomb Syria.Vegas gives 13:1 odds on the E.U. just pussying out.
Scottish Businesses Try To Sound Upbeat About A Possible 'Yes' Vote'Independence could be good for Scotland,' said a spokesman for Scottish Industry, 'as long as the border could be moved closer to Thurso.'
Protests At News That Just 3% of England's GCSE Papers Will Be Awarded The New Ultra-high Grade From 2017'This is just another example of the exam system discriminating against the not-so-bright,' said a spokesman for the 'high grades for all' campaign.
South Africa Pissed OffAs Oscar gets away with murder the South African public is throughly pissed off with Pistorfrious.
A clearer case of murder has seldom been seen, but a sporting decision has been made.
New Charity Set Up to Help Street Workers'Chugger Aid' - the new scheme for charity muggers has today been launched. Its aim is to help support the workers who tirelessly pester office workers on their lunch-breaks, on high street precincts.
Schools Introduce Capital PunishmentHanging will replace detention as the main form of punishment in schools across England and Wales from November as part of new tough measures to tackle disruptive pupils.
Scottish independence: Queen 'above politics', Buckingham Palace saysHowever Prince Charles is not so will be sticking his nose in where it isn't wanted.
Dawlish Mud And Straw House CollapsesA traditionally built house of compacted mud and straw has collapsed in a Devon town. The three pigs who own the property have blamed a big bad wolf. 'We'll use bricks next time,' they resolved.
"Make my day punk!"Dirty Harry strikes again, Kate up the duff with Damien 2.
UKIP Claims To Have Solved The Ripper Mystery Using DNAA spokesman for the party said: "We can confirm that Jack the Ripper was a Polish immigrant proving that immigrants have always been bad and we need to get rid of them all."
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