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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Suffers Choking Embarrassment

Wayne Rooney Suffers Choking Embarrassment

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney is facing a night in hospital after choking on a dismantled Rubik's Cube at his Cheshire home. Speaking from outside the People's Dispensary for Sick Animals (PDSA) in Warrington where Rooney is recu...
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Funny story:  Sweden 4 England 2: International Football Round-up

Sweden 4 England 2: International Football Round-up

It was a bad night for England fans as their team lost their friendly match in Sweden 4-2, but in other games, there was even more drama starting with the incredible performance in Saudi Arabia of Argentina, who managed to hold The Sheiks, as they ar...
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Funny story:  Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Stuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'

Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban. Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
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Funny story:  Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

The England v Poland World Cup qualifying match was postponed on Tuesday October 16th after heavy rain. The Stadium, purpose built for the Euro 2012 tournament held in Poland and Ukraine during the summer, has a roof but never used it. The match was rearranged for 4pm the following day, ending in a 1-1 draw. One match at Euro 2012, between co-hosts Ukraine and France, was suspended due to heavy...
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Funny story:  England Football team drop Umbro

England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...
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Funny story:  New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

The home of English football in the shape of the £100 million centre of excellence has been unveiled, replacing the previous centre of mediocrity model. St Georges Park will provide a base and state of the art facilities like balls, bibs and cones...
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Funny story:  Hodgson to Announce 25-man England Squad, to some bloke on Train

Hodgson to Announce 25-man England Squad, to some bloke on Train

After divulging Rio Ferdinand's omission from the England squad to a passenger on the tube, Roy Hodgson is expected to name his full 25 man squad on the 19:15 Portsmouth to London, when asked by some guy. It is thought he may announce the squad be...
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Funny story:  England V Ukraine

England V Ukraine

England played out a stunning 1-1 draw in front of a packed Wembley stadium against the Ex-Soviet powerhouse that is the Ukraine. After the success and euphoria of the Paralympics and Olympics, English football took it upon themselves to remind Brita...
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Funny story:  Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

A frustated Roy Hodgson promised changes after England failed to beat Ukraine at Wembley as the countries footballers burst the sporting bubble that had filled the country with pride over the last six weeks. England drew 1-1 on the night with Euro...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Moldova 0 England 5 Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines. I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova. Scotland 0 Serbia 0 Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games. He was wrong.
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Michael Owen has joined Stoke City on a one year contract. This ends speculation he would rejoin old club on Merseyside, Joke City. Owen was persuaded to join after a 30 minute conversation with life-long Stoke City fan and comedian Nick Hancock. Stoke fans said it was the best ever episode of 'Hancock's Half Hour' The deal was finally completed three days after the Transfer Window closed...
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Funny story:  England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

Roy Hodgson shocked the world of football today by announcing the appointment of wide boy Harry Redknapp as translator. The appointment fuels speculation that the England squad failed to understand a word that Hodgson said. The Croydon born boss,...
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Funny story:  Football Results & comments 15th August 2012

Football Results & comments 15th August 2012

International Friendlies England 2 Italy 1 England gained revenge for their Euro 2012 with a victory over the Azurri. The match was played in the Wankdorf Stadium in Berne, Switzerland. With a stadium name like that it's a surprise Wayne Rooney and John Terry weren't in the squad. Scotland 3 Australia 1 The Scots beat the mighty Australians to move up to 3rd in the Cricket World Rankings.
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th August 2012

Liverpool boss could sell Daniel Agger to Manchester City. (BBC Sport) If they sell Agger, where will they get their defensive swagger? And who will move like Mick Jagger? Team USA win the Olympic Womens Football Gold Medal, gaining revenge on Japan who beat them in last years World Cup Final. People said Team USA had no hope against Japan, but of course they had Hope Solo (not Hans Solo)...
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Funny story:  Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...
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Funny story:  Arsene Wenger Homeless

Arsene Wenger Homeless

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was this afternoon declared homeless after discovering Manchester City FC had bought his house! Wenger was allegedly left fuming when upon returning to his eight bedroomed palatial home in the exclusive Totteridge area o...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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