A group of scientists have dismissed feminism as "a simple case of paranoia" and have suggested that women should "calm down and stop worrying their pretty little heads about such things."
The professors, from the University of the Isle of Man, ha...
There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
Nora Ephron says she met Jesus Christ in her dreams and she was promised a man in heaven because she couldn't find one on earth.
"I got desperate for a man because I was getting old and I was constantly being turned down for dates because of my age," Ephron continues "I had to visit heaven to get my man."
Ephron said she hiked Mt. Ararat in desperation to enter the pearly gates to get to he...
Christmas is coming, but not for Sandy Harvey who is a devote feminist. Her body is in the hospital being ravished by a tiny microbe named Aeromonas hydrophila.
While on vacation, Harvey went for a swim in a river where she cut her elbow on a roc...
The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues:
You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...
Throughout history UK men have had a fashion for beards, so it was somewhat surprising to discover that a greater proportion of men have a beard in the twenty-first century than at any other time in recorded history.
"We have this image of various...
BILLINGSGATE POST - "It's my hot body and I do what I want." Is this true liberation or just a flight from using a Hoover? In cities all over America there are hordes of women sashaying down the streets provocatively dressed, making a defiant displ...
Feminists were left reeling today, as the results of a recent survey revealed that 9 out of 10 men - a shockingly shocking 90% in total - revealed that they'd rather have a Penguin, as opposed to succumbing to the womanly wiles of a feminist woman.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...
From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed.
A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...
The Bra Burning Coalition, the militant wing of the Feminism Movement, which is the political arm of Woman's Lib, which is a small book-store in Cambridge, is looking for a new venue for their annual Bra Burning.
"We've been burning bras in Burnle...
Cheryl Cole's decision to get back together with 'love rat' Ashley has provoked anger among feminists and 'strong women'.
The defiant Geordie has ignored the strident advice of bitchy lesbians and decided to give the Chelsea Left Back 'one last ch...
Bowing to pressure from feminist groups, the Federation of All Night Garage Owners (FANGO) have agreed to impose a £5 surcharge on each purchase of flowers or chocolates if purchased by an unaccompanied male.
The all night garage has long been emp...
Following demonstrations in hundreds of towns and cities this weekend, the Committee for Underwear of feminist movement SlutWalks has launched a new line of skirts designed to turn men into savage wolves.
The SlutSkirt measures just 12 inches and...
The Universities Minster David Willetts is under fire from opposition MP's and women's groups after claiming that feminism had been the main obstacle to social mobility.
But Willetts has hit back, alleging that his comments were taken out of conte...
Here at the Mail, we ask the questions that nobody wants answered. Today we look at a problem that some scientists say, may or may not exist - Could Feminism be molesting Britain's Swans?
Feminists - When they are not busy bringing about the destruction of the family unit or turning the male population into eunuchs, they are now turning their malicious harridan claws on Britain's much cherishe...
New York, NY - In a tireless effort to keep everyone happy, and to be politically correct, Climate Change has been renamed Man-made Climate Change. Global Warming was the initial name of the non-existent phenomenon, but it became Climate Change, aft...
Katie Hopkins, star of the Apprentice, robustly defended Andy Gray and his sidekick Alan Keyes for the 'sexist' banter that got them sacked.
She said that:
'If you look at all female shortlists for positions, is that equal treatment or is that...
