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Computer Virus responds to PlaceboA Computer Virus has responded to a Vitamin Pill Writeable Disk.. ...The Disk, is in fact a Placebo, posing as an Anti-Viral Drug , but must be Cloud Compatible , and is only effective for 30-days
Beards to be taxed in another Austerity MeasureIn yet another bid to raise taxes, the Irish Government is to tax the many beards on show in Ireland. Bushier beards are to be taxed at the higher rate of 103%
Direct Debits now to include non - Human customersA Snowman has had his Direct Debit set - up with a London Bank, even though he may melt before March 2015.
People of Africa to donate 'gagging ' fundsThe people of Africa wish to send cash to the 'Band - Aid 30' Singers , in the hopes that this might stop them singing
Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!Without any Mercedes Benz know-how Lewis Hamilton has just been crowned "World Fastest Designer Beard Champion". He has a special trimmer in the form of a Siamese cat who licks him after every race!
ISIS is not headless!Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!
Oh, BTW, United have now been reincarnated!Dead, buried Man United have been renamed Lazarus after a miracle happened in London. They actually beat someone on away terrain and their manager Louis v Gaal has been renamed Jesus in double Dutch
The ghost of Jaggedone is alive!Ex-Spoof writer, Jaggedone, now a ghostly 'Fata Morgana' has been reincarnated and declared an immortal Spoofer after confirming that people still read his utter crap, WOW!
Starbucks' to launch 'Christmas Booze - Up 'Starbucks are sick of selling do-good , Fair - Trade coffee....they're gonna hawk Irish 60% Poteen with every flapjack bought between 7.50 AND 8PM every third Monday 'til Christmas...a blast, Man
Wine is good for the bloodGetting plastered on wine is not only acceptable , as it's posh, but also good for the blood, being red and liquid, say experts
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