SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
Las Vegas, Nevada - Just when we thought we had "smoothed things over" with the Almighty, some dingle berry sets His house on fire.
A fireworks display in Las Vegas, Nevada, reported to be the largest in the world, went completely crazy during a J...
From June 23 to July 04, South Carolina will host the first ever South Carolina Zombie Shoot and Barbecue. The event will be hosted by Gov. Nikki Haley and Sen. Jim De Mint and barbecue events will be officiated by Pit Masters Kevin Roberts, Myron Mi...
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud.
The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...
Venlo, Holland: As the new year approaches it seems that Dutch men prefer "banging" in the new with their fireworks instead of "banging" it in with their wives and partners.
Tons of gun-powder are about to be exploded into the air this evening, bu...
HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez recently stated that she has never been happier than when she is with her boyfriend Justin Bieber.
Gomez said that the thing that makes their relationship work is that she is the magnet and he is the steel. She noted that...
Every new year, millions of people make New Year's resolutions which they fully intend to keep.
Some people resolve not to drink as much, or smoke as much, or make fun of the faults of their spouses, significant others, or love interests.
Many of these New Year's promises have actually lasted as long as four or five weeks, most however do have a tendency of falling by the wayside within 48...
Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday.
"They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...
A man who stuck 37 fireworks in his backside has died from fatal burns after a stray roman candle exploded out of sequence.
Mario Bollocktelly from Manchester was performing his annual firework arse stuffing extravaganza for local orphans when a C...
All vehicles returning to Canada from trips to the US of A are being inspected meticulously for smuggled items. This month it is NOT drugs they are looking for but FIREWORKS.
News quickly spread through Canada at the beginning of the month that t...
The UK government has today announced a total ban on all fireworks in advance of the Royal Wedding, which is finally, at last, just around the corner. It is also considering pushing forward a motion to completely outlaw all firework and lighthearted...
Fire Engines were last night called to a small German pub to help put out a fire caused by a large explosion that originated from their Beer Garden.
The explosion was believed to have come from a fireworks display gone wrong. It was said to have...
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has been labelled a killjoy for his insistence on all fireworks discharged over the weekend being anchored to ensure they land in the borough of origin.
'Cross borough' firework incidents were at an all time high last...
Nokia entered the ever growing digital firework market this week with the Nokia Vesuvius Express Music 3X-MDF. This top-of-the range firework not only has a touch screen eruption but has a superb built in MP3 player, USB connection and a SIM free 4G...
The weeks leading up to November 5th, always a worrying time for the Fire Brigade and hospitals.
Now there's a solution - digital fireworks.
Instead of lighting the touchpaper and running for your life, all you need do with the new Digital Fire...
The singer Cher is reportedly in stable condition this morning after having her ass shot off during a fireworks session last night.
"Cher had all these great bangers and cherry bombs and lots of other stuff and invited some kids over so they could...
Ahead of the New Year celebrations several countries have decided to ban fireworks and firework displays because they feel they are much too dangerous!
In Baghdad there was a fireworks display planned but it has been banned because several childre...
Firework shop "Bang and a Whimper" have announced they will be closing down their Fullham branch down next month due to flimsy sales. The specialist firework retailer is now a ticking time bomb set to explode and evaporate from history. Jonathan Reed...
