Doctor and Gambol, the world's largest manufacturer of cold relief medicine, has been accused of genetically engineering a virus that can induce cold symptoms in people during the summer months.
"It's not true," said Paul Proctor, head of marketin...
Allentown, PA - Everyone knows Allentown is full of people who are too fat to fit into a restaurant booth. That is all about to change since the FDA approved the use of a new strain of flesh-eating bacteria for release into the wild, according to ou...
The first details of Government Motors two new and much awaited new-fuel automobiles have been leaked to several popular auto blogs. No photos are yet available, but this is what we know at this time.
The first of the two to arrive at your local dealer will be the Chevrolet Cetacean. This is the cardinal showpiece in a long line of vehicles that GM is expected to produce which will run on wh...
Green-fingered Dorking gardener, Ted Ormiston, sent shock waves through the London Stock Exchange yesterday when he announced he'd grown the world's first ever crop of genetically modified black pudding.
Share prices in the FTSE Greasy Spoon secto...
Wincanton, Somerset - Highly combustible bovine methane is suspected of being behind a Devon blaze where firefighters are tackling the county's biggest blaze for a decade.
Acrid fumes reminiscent of charred Welsh Rarebit have engulfed the area as...
Scientists at Cardiff University on the Stephen King Sponsored Genetics course have successfully cross-bred bananas and cacao the plant that gives us the most important of foodstuffs, chocolate.
"It's brilliant," said head professor of genetics, J...
The Peoples Bank of China (PBOC), the country's central bank, and holder of most of the US debt, today sent shock waves through the international monetary system when it called the mortgage loan on The White House, downgraded US Treasury bonds to 'ju...
US auto giant Government Motors has announced that they will pay for the insurance for the first year for any newly purchased GM car. The insurance includes liability as well as physical damage.
The catch to the plan, is that the new care owner...
British scientists have produced a new genetically modified potato. Called 'The Lonely', each plant can only produce one solitary spud, it will be available for us to buy in Britain's greengrocers and supermarkets later this year.
Producing just o...
Washington, DC - The Department of Agriculture is warning consumers of a new threat in the produce aisle this summer. Flesh-eating tomatoes have been reported in dozens of cities across the country. No deaths have been recorded, but many people hav...
Things are continuing to unravel in Obama Land as Government Motors (GM) was forced to announce another massive recall after a steering wheel came off one of their budget model cars built by a member of the United Auto Workers Union who couldn't be...
The long awaited and heralded Obama Government Motors Chevy Volt managed to limp into Dealer showrooms today with customers avoiding them in droves as the real truth about the Green Grocery Getter Gets out!
Costing the taxpayers $40,000 to build w...
Government Motors (GM) and new CEO Barry Obama promised great things for the Chevy Volt including 232 miles per gallon (mpg), thousands of 'meaningful' green jobs, lowering of the Great Lakes, and the lifting of smog over Los Angeles. HE LIED!
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Detroit - General Motors has decided to go green this year. They will sell only vehicles that are painted green from now on. The inspiration for this new trend came from their Advertising Department head Arnie Watanass.
"I figure that the America...
MUDBURY - Scientists have developed 'next generation' genetically modified (GMO) crops that defend themselves from attackers.
In Britain, pressure has long been building on researchers to achieve this milestone, as security has become by far the...
Leading Supermarket retailer Morrisainscoda are selling Genetically Modified eggs produced by chickens that have been invested with a tortoise shell producing gene in a direct challenge to environmentalists who fear that so called Frankenstein food w...
Health officials and officers from the Ministry of Agriculture descended on a village garden today after a tip off that genetically modified foods were being grown there.
A spokesperson from the Health and Safety Executive said, "We understand tha...
The world of science has made another miraculous breakthrough! In Japan researchers have managed to rework the genes of monkeys so that they glow green in the dark. Furthermore the monkeys were able to pass this 'glow in the dark' gene on to their si...
