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Funny story:  Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters. Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - After insisting that he has never seen naked photos of Ann Coulter, much less possessed any, it appears that the Republican radio talk show host may be on the verge of changing his tune. According to American Spotlight Magazine the...
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Funny story:  GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

GOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!

Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...
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Funny story:  GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.

GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.

Washington DC- Attorney General Eric Holder announced an investigation into the possible murder of the Republican party.The AG's office confirmed that RNC chairman Reince Priebus is being held as a "person of interest", and warrants have been issued...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois. Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's most well known GOP mouthpieces Ann Coulter recently confided to Piers Morgan that she has a crush on Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Coulter, 51, said that she usually does not have crushes on men bu...
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Funny story:  Dennis Rodman should be hung!" says GOP! "He is!" says Kim Jong-un.

Dennis Rodman should be hung!" says GOP! "He is!" says Kim Jong-un.

Senators John McCain and Lindsay Graham took to the Senate floor yesterday afternnon while holding hands and condemned in highly charged language the visit of Dennis Rodman to North Korea. A red faced and agitated McCain screamed, "This is no way...
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Funny story:  Why Gun Companies Love Obama

Why Gun Companies Love Obama

It's hard to watch the news for five minutes without hearing "The government / police / aliens / Liberals / 'Mickey Mouse' Club are on their way to your house right F*ing now to take your guns!" The internet is a buzzing with the news that New York is creating harsh anti-gun regulations. The US Congress has held hearings where they invited industry experts to tell them facts and stories while...
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Funny story:  Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of hard stomping guy usually depicted in Super Bowl Truck commercials. I drive my Ford F350 from my house in the suburbs to my high impact job as an Accountant downtown. Today's hero of Freedom is conservative Radio sensation Alex Jones. Alex is the kind of hard hitting conservative who wanted to deport suspected Redcoat Piers Mor...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

Johnny Depp and Katie Holmes Caught Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game. Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a s...
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Funny story:  FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door. According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

Clint Eastwood To Star In A Gun Control Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - In a surprise move that even surprised his own wife, noted Tinsel Town tough guy, Clint Eastwood has agreed to star in a commercial for gun control. Eastwood was approached by a national group who asked him if he would agree to make th...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair. The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...
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Funny story:  Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

Republican Party To Drop The Term Red States

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - One of the directors of The GOP National Policy Making Commission has just made a monumental statement. Arlo "Dimples" Puffpowder, 73, informed members of the political news media that he has initiated a movement to drop the...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich: Obama Will Kick Romney's...Hairdo

Newt Gingrich: Obama Will Kick Romney's...Hairdo

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Former speaker of the house Newt Gingrich and third wife Callista were down in the Caribbean relaxing and getting away from the tons and tons of political campaign ads. According to a highly placed source with Gingrich's p...
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Funny story:  GOP: "Keep your filthy gobmint hands off disaster relief!"

GOP: "Keep your filthy gobmint hands off disaster relief!"

Reince Priebus, chairman of the GOP issued a joint statement this morning with members of the Tea Party caucus in Congress. It reads in part: "Get your filthy gobmint hands off disaster relief. The only members not signing the declaration were those...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.
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