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Funny story: Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Things are getting pretty tight for Vladimir Putin. No longer wrestling bears bare-chested, the Russian leader is wrestling his old cronies who can no longer use their Visa cards to fuel their private jets and take off for a winter in Belize or where...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...
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Funny story: Apple Wins Slide To Unlock Case

Apple Wins Slide To Unlock Case

When an eight-year-old girl decided to enter a competition for a garden climbing frame and swing set, she had no idea that she would win the second prize. Neither did she guess for one minute that it would lead on to breaking one of the most puzzlin...
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Funny story: Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Gwyneth rapped for selling detox diet kit on her website

Gwyneth Apple has been rapped for promoting a 21-day 'detox' diet. The actress, 39, is selling the £275 'Cleanse' kit on her website Goof. It involves eating one low-calorie meal a day, two protein shakes and vitamins. 'LESS BLOATED' One mug...
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Funny story: Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon pictures has announced that production will begin in late December on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Oops - The Herman Cain Story. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the movi...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information. According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Ange...
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Funny story: Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have been working overtime. Gwyneth Paltrow was to have gone on tour with Glee's Matthew Morrison as his opening act, but reports coming out of Hollywood are that those plans have now changed. Taffeta...
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Funny story: "It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

"It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show. Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

HOLLYWOOD - Mother and daughter, Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, were purse shopping at Purcharelli's Purses & Stuff when they were asked about the botox rumors. Platrow smiled and said that yes it was true that she had indeed received a li...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Gains An Ounce, Has Nervous Breakdown

Gwyneth Paltrow Gains An Ounce, Has Nervous Breakdown

Hollywood, CA - Famous airhead and Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow suffered a complete nervous breakdown today after she gained an entire ounce. The sexless skeleton blames a breathe mint she ate last week for the calamity. The tiny toothpick...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Scarlett Johansson Slaps Gwyenth Paltrow!

Where's Iron Man? Two of his female co-stars are fighting like cats and ...well, cats. First they refused to answer any questions from reporters on what has been going on between them and why the fur then suddenly began flying! Next thing you k...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Asks; 'Gwyneth Who?'

Scarlett Johansson Asks; 'Gwyneth Who?'

Lighting up the screen, or dare we say, steaming up the entire theater, Scarlett Johansson outshined, outplayed and out sexed her Iron Man 2 co-star Gwyneth Paltrow. While early Iron Man 2 screenings are being met with wide acclaim, Johansson is...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow admits: "I don't like vegetables"

Gwyneth Paltrow admits: "I don't like vegetables"

Gloucestershire, England - Fading actress Gwyneth Paltrow has admitted, after six years of marriage and the same amount of years as a vegetarian, that she does not, in fact, like vegetables. Paltrow married Cold Play frontman Chris Martin six year...
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Funny story: Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Mexico City - (Rioters): Hubris has addled Coldplay vocalist Chris Martin's brain after he described a song on the band's next album as 'basically genius'.
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Funny story: Still No Thaw In Big Freeze Between Paltrow And Madonna Over Nativity Play

Still No Thaw In Big Freeze Between Paltrow And Madonna Over Nativity Play

The Spoof reported recently about the 'bad feeling' between the showbiz parents of Apple Martin and Lourdes Madonna Ritchie, at the Marie Dubois Junior School in London's trendy Notting Hill, over who was to get the starring role in the s...
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Funny story: There's No Christmas Cheer Between Madonna & Paltrow

There's No Christmas Cheer Between Madonna & Paltrow

Complete pandemonium at 'The Marie Dubois Infants School' in London's trendy Notting Hill and it's all over who's to play Mary in the upcoming version of the Nativity Play entitled "Yo Jezza Dude!"...
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Funny story: Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.
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