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Solksjaer Sacked by Vincent Tan's CardiffBaby-faced assassin assassinated by Bond villain
Solksjaer 'Leaves' Cardiff CityNorwegian cites a "difference in philosophy over how to manage the club", with this philosophical difference coinciding with the team struggling to win a game
September 19th Is 'International Talk Like A Pirate Day'People throughout the world are being encouraged to use expressions such a 'Ahoy matey' and 'We're from Mogadishu, and we're taking control of this oil tanker.'
Scottish ClimaxYes, YES, YES. Better Together.
Forgetful terrorist rushes to petrol station to buy last minute 9/11 anniversary presentmore soon...
'ello 'ello, anyone there?Phones4U have finally hung up.
Alan Pardew: Newcastle manager backed by club owner Mike AshleyDavid Moyes is expected to unveiled as the Magpies new boss on Wednesday.
Obama threatens to bomb Syria.Vegas gives 13:1 odds on the E.U. just pussying out.
Scottish Businesses Try To Sound Upbeat About A Possible 'Yes' Vote'Independence could be good for Scotland,' said a spokesman for Scottish Industry, 'as long as the border could be moved closer to Thurso.'
Protests At News That Just 3% of England's GCSE Papers Will Be Awarded The New Ultra-high Grade From 2017'This is just another example of the exam system discriminating against the not-so-bright,' said a spokesman for the 'high grades for all' campaign.
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