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Funny story: Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Guardian editor hauled kicking and screaming to cold cell and bread and water

Readers beware! The headline above is totally false, not legitimate investigation--which follows below. The record will be clear. It is not true that The Guardian's Mr. Rusbridger was later conducted into an additional, secret Home Affairs Commi...
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Funny story: MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...
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Funny story: Cliche-ridden Cameron confuses Commons

Cliche-ridden Cameron confuses Commons

Prime Minister's Questions took a turn for the worse today where an under-performing David Cameron resorted to cliche rather than avoidance. Generally speaking it is an M.P.'s right not to answer questions directly. Even the simplest requests for...
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Funny story: Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Earlier today a near riot broke out in the House of Commons. Pandemonium was unleashed when MP for Paddington North, Rory O'Hare, tabled a motion that sought to prevent Freemasons from standing for political office. O'Hare made the proposal on the...
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Funny story: Mouses of Parliament

Mouses of Parliament

Doris Mad, 57, of Dorking, has created an extraordinary living artwork. In her front garden she has built a scale model of the House of Commons, which she has filled with 650 rodents to represent the 650 UK Members of Parliament. Every UK MP is re...
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Funny story: Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

Jobseeker's Allowance Now Paid in Biscuits

David Cameron announced to the House of Commons yesterday the Tories latest plan to ensure that it always pays to work. 'Too many people on benefits see it as a free lunch,' said the Prime Minister. As of Friday, Jobseeker's Allowance will be paid in...
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Funny story: House of Commons 'A Knockout'

House of Commons 'A Knockout'

The House of Commons has taken a major step in reasserting it's position as Britain prime Boxing Centre. No slapping or gentle nudges, as in the latest fracas at the ringside but REAL BOXING, with blood and broken windows. It was joice all round...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...
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Funny story: Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

A gang of robbers, stormed the Bank of England yesterday, and demanded staff deposit thirty billion Euros into its safes. Brandishing sawn off water pistols and stink bombs, the gang burst into the foyer of the bank, squirting customers and securi...
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Funny story: Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

London - Bloodsuckers on the government front benches are in defiant mood ahead of Wednesday's pivotal Hunter's - or Blood - Moon. At the Palace of Westmonster the lunation is a traditional vampire feastday associated with stalking real (or someti...
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Funny story: Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Plans are afoot to hire the Palace of Westminster out for wedding receptions and other functions. The Commons Administration Committee are considering making the historic Westminster Hall available for the princely fee of £25,000 in an attempt to...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing detail...
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Funny story: Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Justice Secretary and Lord chancellor Kenneth (Ken) Clarke has issued a full and frank apology in attempt to clarify his position on Oilseed Rape. Mr Clarke was forced into the embarrassing climb-down because of comments he made on Radio 4's 'Far...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...
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Funny story: Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

There is nothing remotely humourous about being Secretary of State for Defence. It really isn't funny being Defence Secretary with two aircraft carriers on order but with no planes to fly off said carriers. Neither is it funny when your department sacks 42 Warrant Officers by email. Even less funny that one WO received the email while on active duty. It definitely is not a laughing matter...
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Funny story: Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...
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Funny story: Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...
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Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...
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