TV star and Ghurka champion, Joanna Lumley, is to call in her mates in the Nepalese brigade to improve the nation's youth.
Having battled for the rights of former Ghurkas to settle in the UK, the actress has turned her guns on the current youth ge...
Joanna Lumley is boiling again. This time she is boiling because no party has approached her to join their ranks.
"It's not that I am boiling anxious to become an MP" chortled Lumley swigging vodka like it was going out of style, cigarette smoke curling up her pretty nostrils.
"I'm just boiling worried about what this country is coming to as a result of the boiling actions of today's politi...
As everyone knows, the revolutionary new TV Sexometer (£99.99) accurately measures sexual attraction from television pictures. It's capacity to secretly calculate lust on a Sexfactor Scale of 1-10 has become THE new armchair craze ever since last we...
Gurkha Goddess and erstwhile star of Absolutely Fabulous, Joanna Lumley is rumoured to be taking the lead role in a Barry Norman directed remake of Billy Wilder's classic 1959 comedy laugh riot, 'Some Like It Hot.'
Lumley will play the Sugar Kane...
Joanna Lumley, the well-known former Gurkha soldier gender reassignment and height enhancement celebrity is to leave the United Kingdom forever.
"As Rifleman Limbahadur Gurung, I served this country well" Ms Lumley stated from her lofty vantage po...
In a shock announcement, Joanna Lumley has revealed that she served in the ranks of the Royal Gurkha Rifles as Rifleman Limbahadur Gurung.
Ms Lumley served for 12 years in the 40's and 50's and rose to the rank of Lance Corporal. She was posted to...
A government spokesman - his face set in a permanent smile - announced to a crowded press conference today that Joanna Lumley is to be created a dame.
He went on to explain "Look - if you are going to be humiliated into a total reversal of a poli...
Following Joanna Lumley's recent attempts at Politics, with the Gurkha's, it can be revealed that Dame Diana Rigg has taken on a project of her own.
The actress, known for her roles as Emma Peel, in Extras, and a Stage career that has lasted for d...
There was great excitement in Luton, for once, today as former TV celebrity Esther Rantzen confirmed she WILL be standing as a candidate in Luton at the next parliamentary election. Miss Rantzen, 112, will be representing the newly-formed That's Life...
Gordon Brown today told Joanna Lumley that the Gurkhas can stay in the UK but she must leave the country.
The former New Avengers actress feted the PM for being so brave and the former Gurkha soldiers gave him three cheers.
Ms Lumley now has 12...
LONDON, UK: Call her Goddess, because single-handedly Joanna Lumley has brought Gordon Brown's Labour government to its creaking, arthritic knees. One woman has used her influence and clout to ensure that for once 36000 veterans will be accorded the...
(Joanna Lumley Latest) There was mayhem in central London this afternoon when, after a meeting at Downing Street with Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the ex-New Avengers totty, Joanna Lumley, emerged from no.10 and announced the grave news that:
"The...
The Queen announced today to a stunned nation that she will be stepping down from her 56 year reign and in an astonishing break with Royal Protocol and tradition has appointed Gurkha mouthpiece Joanna Lumley as her successor.
Prince Charles was re...
Lovely actress Joanna Lumley has been told by Gordon Brown that she now has the right to reside in the UK. The turnaround follows a ferocious battle by the Ghurkas who defended her right to live on the front pages of every newspaper after all she had...
Joanna Lumley, champion of the Gurkhas, prospective Lord Mayor of London, the 'new' Maggie, the 'new' Boadicea and the old Patsy off Ab Fab has been hitting the headlines again by asserting that TV presenter Chris Tarrant is up to his neck in the lat...
Actress, campaigner and British icon, Joanna Lumley is taking over the mantle of 'The Iron Lady' from former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher.
After publicly humiliating Immigration Minister, Phil Woolies over his refusal to let Burkhas s...
Joanna Lumley, 71, the star of Absolutely Fabulous and further back, The New Avengers, met with Prime Minister Gordon Brown today, and later announced that she is one of Britain's biggest fans of gherkins.
Lumley, 71, told journalists outside 10 D...
Gordon Brown found himself locked in a tussle of minds today as his adversary went on TV complimenting him on all of the positive action that he is going to take.
However this was not a foreign leader or a master of commerce that is messing with t...