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Abominable Snowman MeltsThe Abominable Snowman, a giant Yeti, captured by Brian Blessard on Mt. Everest has melted today due to global warming. It was found alongside a blowtorch in the "Blue Peter Gardenon the I.O.W.
Another London Riot, but the Met take partYes, it's the Black Friday 'good riots, where everyday folk, including off -duty coppers, threaten, elbow, fight and scream at each other to grab a pre- Christmas bargain .
Scientists Capture First Photographic Evidence Of Bears Within Chernobyl Exclusion Zone'We initially thought that they were brown bears,' said a spokesman, 'but we now believe that they are a new species of phosphorescent, two headed bears.'
Psychiatric Hospitals Filled To Capacity With Black Friday Shoppers'Those who choose to shop on a day that is known to be analogous to an expedition to Hell,' said one psychiatrist, 'meet the legal definition of insanity. The law thus compels us to lock them up.'
Pope Francis In Turkey Urges The World To Combat Extremism'People must cease to hold unshakable beliefs based on tradition and emotion and not substantiated by any objective evidence … oops,' said the Supreme Pontiff.
Social Media Told To Simplify Terms And Conditions By Commons CommitteeFacebook and Twitter are considering a single line data statement that simply says that anything typed onto any computer can be viewed by anyone in this universe and probably in the entire multiverse.
Three-point Turn To Be Dropped From UK Driving Test'Use of satellite navigation systems will be examined instead,' said a Transport Ministry spokesman, 'although the time allocated for tests will increase to accommodate journeys via John O'Groats.'
Scalding epidemicThe Dyslexics Christmas Party fire walk caused massive scalding among entrants after the pool was filled with hot colas.
'Paddington ' the sweet kid's movie has a dark sideBoot - Legs of 'Paddington - The Director's Cut ', reveal the loveable teddy bear's naughty side....especially where he trolls Winnie The Pooh (his rival) on Facebook
Oscar Pistoris Advent CalendarBargain Booze are now selling Oscar Pistoris Advent calendars - there's a shot behind every door.
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