Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...
Russia have sent out a warning to the US and President Obama that if they build a Disney Park in Eastern Poland they will "nuke" Europe.
President Medvedev declared; "I can take US military bases and nuclear rockets in Poland but having Mickey Mo...
Scampering to correct an unintended insult to visiting world leaders, executives are busy trying to explain to some G8 countries why it was impossible for Mickey Mouse to give their respective Presidents a "High Five", when asked to do so.
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A new film under production in Hollywood about the life of former United States Vice President Dick Cheney has signed an actor for the leading role. Under contract to star in another Warner Brothers film is screen legend Elmer Fudd. From a press room...
After Sunday's Grammy Awards show, some think the answer is YES, arguing, "Is there any doubt? She arrived in an egg, for Pete's sake."
Others disagree. One Lady Gaga fan was heard to comment, "It's her right to choose an egg as a means of tran...
After more than half a century if suppression by the film studio the facts are finally out. Poor old Minnie was starved of sex and had to make do with a whittled down clothes peg whilst Mickey was out on the town every night chasing the boys.
And guess what? He had a thing going with Pluto.
Kinda hard to imagine considering the difference in size, but where there's a will there's always a...
He's celebrating his birthday, but he's not sure anyone else is.
Mickey says that all the attention seems to be going to other folks in their 80s: Betty While, Charlie Rangel, Tony Bennett, etc. "No one cares about me at all," Mickey complaine...
Mickey Mouse was very outspoken about allegations that he was romantically involved with a cast member several years ago, and from that steamy liaison an illegitimate son was born. An actor named Zac Efron.
A sweat soaked Mickey had this to say, "...
After four years of lying to the Canadian Parliament, Prime Minister Stevie Harper's nose had grown to Pinocchio like proportions. Sued by Mickey's Disney Corporation for copyright infringement, Stevie Harper agreed to an out of court settlement. In...
According to the loveable icon, Mr. Mickey Mouse, "Eighty-one years of being an angelic weakling is more than enough. I've had it. It's time to break out of my shell and move on." Gail Farrelly has gotten the scoop, straight from the Mouse's mouth...
Mouse HQ: Today - One of folklore's most heinous mysteries was solved today when Mickey Mouse revealed under oath that it was indeed the Farmer's Wife who maliciously sliced the tails off three of his ancestors in an unprovoked attack in 1901.
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Horrific scenes unfolded last night as Mickey Mouse was arrested for domestic abuse.
The normally happy-go lucky rodent showed his dangerous and ugly side as he kicked the shit out of his wife Minnie and his dog friend Goofy.
Minnie is recoveri...
Hard living American Irish Terrorist supporter Mickey Rourke has revealed that he's actually been working as a double for Arab pin up boy Colonel Gadaffi for the past twenty years.
Rourke revealed that he got the job offer after meeting Colonel Ga...
Disney corporation's favorite and most profitable rodent has lost his voice , it seems, for good. A Disney spokesperson still apparently in possession of vocal chords announced the mouse's loss of voice:
"Mr M. Mouse, a valued and long time loya...
One of the largest and most expensive libel suits in world history has been filed at Grapefruit County Courthouse, California, by lawyers representing the cartoon character Mickey Mouse.
The two and a half thousand page document is said to contain...
Hollywood has finally completed the script for the biopic on the historic election of Barack Obama and have signed an actor to play the lead role. The actor, a well respected and Oscar winning contract player for many years with the Disney studios,...
It has been revealed that Minnie Mouse, outraged by being ignored and left out of Mickey's 80th Birthday celebrations, has taken out a writ against her partner of 70 years in an attempt to balance the popularity ledger and maintain her significant pr...
New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...
