Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...
News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...
A gold earring disc, found in Norfolk by a metal detector enthusiast, was reported to have left treasure experts initially baffled as to the exact meaning of its decoration. Discovered in Keswick, near Norwich, the disc "is an unusual find for the Ro...
The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant.
Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
Recent polls show that females now outnumber males 65:35 in the Medical profession.
The general consensus has been that as the education system has become more modular, GCSEs and A levels have been better tailored for females to succeed by doing away with the last minute cramming and pressure of all or nothing exams that boys tend to favour. They score better grades than their male counterparts...
Monday 16th July 2012
Topic: Crime - Theft
"Man jailed following handbag thefts"
Source: Nottingham Police
Extract: A 27-year-old Stapleford man has been jailed for four years in connection with three incidents where shoppers' bags were targeted, leaving one woman with a broken leg.
Daniel Allsop, of Cambridge Crescent (pictured), pleaded guilty at Nottingham Crown Court on Friday (13 July 20...
In what was termed 'a logical step' the Coalition Government is going to expand the Big Society into the Health Service.
Explaining the dynamic programme Andrew Lansley, Health Secretary said 'We shall gradually be replacing hospital staff by volu...
British hospitals are currently facing significant cuts and changes to the way they operate. However one hospital has managed the amazing feat of massively cutting costs while still exceeding government targets. I took a tour of Dorking's Idi Amin Hospital where the motto is "doctoring is in our blood".
Instead of expensive human nurses tending to patients' needs, they have robot matrons on all...
Mr Alf Fosset has made a speedy recovery after undergoing a heart transplant last month.
The 55 year old Slather Polisher from West Ham had undergone extensive tests before the procedure could go ahead. He had been waiting two years before gettin...
NHS Hospitals, United Kingdom: Thursday 21st June 2012, the 'caring' Doctors in the United Kingdom who have signed the 'Hypocratic Oath' to save peoples lives... These 'caring' UK Doctors will strike for their own outrageous display of selfishness...
Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65), a former Street Gas Lamp Wick-trimmer, lighter, and extinguisher from Nottingham, is the first person to be officially graded/classified as a 'Binge Spoofer' by the NHS.
We visited Mr Utterswaithe's GP, a very pretty...
At least seven hundred spectators at this year's annual spring London Marathon had to be given oxygen today with some of them then being taken to hospital after passing out while watching the runners as they took part in the gruelling event.
The p...
David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI?Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
Nigerian business man Prince Nwadala-Al-Homonym has lambasted the British for being too sceptical.
"I had thirty million American dollars that I wanted to invest in a reliable British company," said Nwadala-Al-Homonym. "I made this money quite abo...
Our drama unfolds in the operating theatre of St Barnandbus hospital Epsom. The surgeons are half way through removing Mrs Grongles glasses when the anaesthetist asks how long they will take.
"How dare you Mild" Said Sir Bitter. "This woman deserves our very best attention!"
"Yes Sir!" shouted the Porter.
"What" asked Sir Bitter.
"Sorry sir, I was watching the monitor" answered What.
A meeting at Upton Park for Football supporters has decided West Ham will lead the Championship at the end of the year.
This all embracing meeting did not invite fans from Southampton, Birmingham or Reading because their views did not coincide wit...
Tory Ministers are worried that the destruction of the National Health Service will be equivalent to Mrs Thatcher disastrous Poo Tax.
Everyone remembers the terrible pain caused by the Poo Tax, when every shit cost £1, leading to chronic constipat...
The famous No Hosptitals Scheme (NHS) is now considered safe with the Tories.
'People should be looked after at home by private companies who can make a profit and boost the economy' declared David Cameron as Backbenchers cheered 'You always get a...
