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Funny story: Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

Candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury post announced

After an initial flurry by headhunting and recruitment parasites who quickly withdrew when they realised there was no commission in it, the official short list has been announced. Chief Rabbi Lord Sachs who himself is retiring soon was in talks wi...
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Funny story: David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

The marriage between Nick Clegg and David Cameron is over after a massive argument about with whom which bed Nick wants to share. David, in a jealous tantrum, demanded that Nick should only jump into bed with Brit bimbo's. Nick, half Dutch, demanded...
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Funny story: Shock as BNP accused of going "bust"

Shock as BNP accused of going "bust"

Having run up debts of over half a million pounds, the BNP - the British Nazi Party - denies that it is going bust. According to BNP leader, Nick Nasty, and backed up by party accountant Fidelma Bookes, the party would never even dream of going bu...
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Funny story: BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

A red-faced Nick Griffin, erstwhile leader of the British Nazi Party, admitted that he was wrong-footed with the announcement of AV simply because he didn't read the small print. It has ended up costing his party a fortune in now-useless posters a...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...
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Funny story: First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

In a night of massive drama at the first annual British National Party movie awards, Mel Gibson scooped several awards including Best Actor, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Gibson, 55, made a rare public appearance and collected all of...
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Funny story: BNP leader banned from palace and wonders what all the fuss is about!

BNP leader banned from palace and wonders what all the fuss is about!

Nick Griffin, chunky, cheery BNP leader attempted to breach Buckingham Palace security and gate-crash a party given by the Queen welcoming new members of Parliament including "Brokeback" stars Miss Piggy and Kermit alias, Cameron and Clegg! Griff...
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Funny story: Griffin bestows himself high honour

Griffin bestows himself high honour

British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced that he has awarded himself one of Britain's highest awards. Griffin has given himself the Order of the Bath, a honour usually reserved for individuals held in considerably high esteem by soc...
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Funny story: Griffin, the story so far

Griffin, the story so far

London, UK. It is becoming evidently clear that Nick Griffin, the leader of the British National Party, has stepped way out of line in the last few days. After bemoaning his Buckingham Palace snub, Griffin has now embarked on taking control of Britis...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin To Have A Picnic In Green Park In Protest At Royal Garden Party Snub

Nick Griffin To Have A Picnic In Green Park In Protest At Royal Garden Party Snub

Following his much publicised rejection as a Royal Garden Party guest, BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin has announced that he will host an 'alternative' garden party by having a protest picnic in nearby Green Park. Mr Griffin told reporters that he would g...
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Funny story: BNP's Griffin outfoxes Palace security by arriving in burkha!

BNP's Griffin outfoxes Palace security by arriving in burkha!

London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan. The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit - Foreign Orifice envoy Sir Sh...
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Funny story: Outrage as BNP Leader Nick Griffin is Invited to Come Outside

Outrage as BNP Leader Nick Griffin is Invited to Come Outside

BNP leader Nick Griffin has been invited by the electoral commission to come outside into the fresh air. Mr Griffin, 51, a life-long member of the National Front and the BNP has been forced to remain under a protected lock-down inside his home in Wel...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

London - (Blackshirt News): It's the greatest day of his pathetic fascist life. The BNP's poster boy for unbridled corruption is preparing to meet birth mom Queen Elizabeth at a Buckingham Palace garden party on Thursday. At 2pm tomorrow Grif...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

London - (Fascist Mess): BNP leader Nick Griffin is to ride with the Queen in the 1902 State Landau on Thursday. The seat of honor on Royal Ascot's Ladies Day carriage parade is usually reserved for foreign dignitaries like President Mugabe and Po...
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Funny story: Griffin Quits BNP!

Griffin Quits BNP!

BNP Supremo Nick Griffin is currently sitting atop the DVD sales charts after a recording of his new one man show shot up the charts to huge critical acclaim. Griffin 48, embarked on a national stand up tour after sensationally quitting his posit...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Nick Griffin in failed Face Transplant

Nick Griffin, of the Bloody Nasty Party, was recovering in hospital today after a total face transplant went horribly wrong. Griffin had intended to change his image in line with the BNP's push to make it less "scary" to the average person in the...
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Funny story: BNP Launch Confusing Manifesto

BNP Launch Confusing Manifesto

The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely. The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his shimmeringly white...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin Strips Naked, Covers Himself With Marmite And Declares "I'm Full Of Goodness!"

Nick Griffin Strips Naked, Covers Himself With Marmite And Declares "I'm Full Of Goodness!"

BNP leader Nick Griffin was embroiled in a row with Marmite earlier today following his behaviour at a party meeting. Griffin attended the meeting at Stoke-on-Trent wearing only a thin layer of Marmite. He urged party members to "try a lick and see i...
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