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CNN warn cash point queues!CNN issue following warning: Do not approach rather plump Asian looking men waiting at global cash points; damn suicide bombers will do anything to finance their terror action, even stand in a queue!
UTV Ireland makes over Local NewsUTV Ireland has sexed-up Irish News, but viewers still watch the BBC to get non-parochial coverage of World Events
Other Babies crawl in Presence of Prince GeorgeNon-Royal Australian Babies naturally grovel towards Prince George- mostly because they can't walk yet
Arsène Wenger unaffected by Blue MondayI'm just my normal, glum self, says the Arsenal Manager
Quantitive Easing mistakeBoots UK mistakenly promote ECB Banking measure, as haemorrhoid solution. It's a licence to print money,literally says Sir Digby Jones
Fox News Again Accused Of Wrongly Claiming That A Major City Is Predominantly Muslim'OK, we were wrong about Birmingham, England and Paris, France - wherever they are,' said a Fox New spokesman, 'but we stand by our claim about Mecca.'
Brazil to replace retired Fred with the even more retired Ronaldo. Fred to be painted red & become London bus.According to sources within the Brazilian FA, new coach (and former coach) Dunga, sees his old team mate as the perfect replacement for the upcoming Copa America.
"Mobility is key." Said Dunga.
The Sun abolishes Page 3From today, there will be no more Page 3 in The Sun.
Critics have warned that the move could damage already-poor numeracy rates among readers, if Page 4 comes immediately after Page 2.
Raynair Boss sorry for past rudeness'Calling them idiots is rude. If you were one of the idiots I referred to, please get in touch', he said
The Sun Drops Page 3The Sun will no longer feature topless ladies lying about their age on page 3 due to a cultural shift. Instead it will focus on sightings of Hitler and Alien Abductions
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