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1970's Paedophile-themed Advent Calendars deemed in Poor Taste for Xmas 2014Rescheduled for Halloween
Restaurant needs weighty staffOppenheimer's Nuclear restaurant is looking for an overweight person as a new member of the serving staff. "We need a heavy waiter," said Robert, the owner.
Chain, Chain, Chains!Operation Yewtree officers investigating discovery of three old ladies found locked in the lavatory in Yeovil circa 1937!
Headless chicken appears on internet!A headless chicken has appeared on internet, they believe it is a Man U player running around in circles not knowing what the hell to do next! Double Dutch lessons needed!
Balotelli learns Scouse!Italian rascal, super Mario, landed in Liverpool only to find nobody understands his Italio English! He is now taking lessons in 'scouse' because nobody understands what the hell he is doing there!
Angel lands in Manchester!Argentinian Angel lands in Manchester as United fans hope for a miracle. City fans believe it is a "Fata Morgana" (I agree)
Sir Dicky Gone but not ForgottenNearly a million UK Freemasons are expected to hold a three minutes silence in honour of Sir Richard Attenborough who passed away today. J.K.Rowling will lay a wreath at his grave.
25 Things you probably didn't know about Dickie Attenborough1."He is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, he rests in peace"..............more, much later.
Katie Price sheds skinMore soon...
Protesters throw red paint over furry cat at PalladiumFlute the cat, who's life Andrew Lloyd Weber had based his hit musical on, was recovering today after anti fur protesters threw red paint at her during the celebrations of Cats's 1,000,000,000 show.
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