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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight. It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensi...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey said that just from what she has heard and read about Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained made her want to call him up and give him a piece of her amazingly filthy rich mind. The former talk show queen told Taffeta K...
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Funny story:  America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.
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Funny story:  The USS Dream Turns Into The USS Nightmare

The USS Dream Turns Into The USS Nightmare

ST. MAARTEN - It looks like the Care Free Ocean Liner Company which is based in Waterloo, Iowa has done it again. After the great fiasco last month with the USS Triumph now comes word that the USS Dream is having its share of ocean going problems.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...
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Funny story:  Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...
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Funny story:  A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
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Funny story:  Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River. Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, k...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Kissed A Girl And She Liked It

Paris Hilton Kissed A Girl And She Liked It

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton, who is best noted for doing absolutely nothing, managed to crawl back into the headlines with some girl-on-girl antics at West Hollywood's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. Hilton, 31, had gone to the club with her much y...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

Paris Hilton In Hot Water Over Gay Comments

BEVERLY HILLS - Hollywood celebutante Paris Hilton was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting the back of her neck shaved by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue when she read an article in Left Coast Mirror Magazine. The article written by Tequila T...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting."  Fox News takes notice.

Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...
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Funny story:  The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry has enlisted in the Paris Hilton Agencies growing roster of celebrity clients. Any time there is blatant exploitation of a celebutant you have to start thinking, is this a Paris Hilton media manipulation? Paris was behind the Lin...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...
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