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Funny story:  Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States Could Be Heading To UK

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States Could Be Heading To UK

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed to the UK. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying in exc...
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Funny story:  One Direction fans sign up for plastic surgery for Harry Styles

One Direction fans sign up for plastic surgery for Harry Styles

A plastic surgeon in Hertfordshire has reported a 2,000% increase in business in the last week - all from teenagers attempting to look older - so they can catch the eye of One Direction heart-throb Harry Styles. The 17 year old star has been splas...
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Funny story:  First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

First lady agrees to green derriere reduction

WASHINGTON DC - The First Lady agreed today to have her derriere reduced in size by 75 percent via plastic surgery to be green. According to press under-secretary, Toid D. Phlush, the First Lady got the idea when she heard about whole forests bei...
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Funny story:  Duchess of Doolittle's new dimples disaster

Duchess of Doolittle's new dimples disaster

London - Cat-gut sutures inside Kate Middleton's gob may have suddenly burst open 'like cheap knicker elastic' according to Palace sources today. The royal gravytrain freeloader's plastic surgery at a Mustique clinic in January saw ditsy dimples h...
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Funny story:  Plastic Surgery Shifts Focus to Chins, Foreheads

Plastic Surgery Shifts Focus to Chins, Foreheads

Forget facelifts, fake boobs and hair transplants. The American public has tired of these old-line classics in their efforts to beat Father Time. In fact, the biggest craze in plastic surgery focus on "chinplants," forehead downsizing, and the "Pop...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Admits She's Attracted To Heidi Montag

Lindsay Lohan Admits She's Attracted To Heidi Montag

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has vowed that her party girl days are over. The extremely freckled Tinsel Town starlet has stated that she has learned her lesson and she is thrilled beyond belief that she is not sitting in some cold, damp prison cell.
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers seem to be competing with each other to see which one can get the most plastic surgeries done. According to a recent article that appeared in the medical publication Say Ahh titled The Wonders and Whys...
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Funny story:  The Second Season of "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best" Premiers With Joan Having Her 734th Plastic Surgery

The Second Season of "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best" Premiers With Joan Having Her 734th Plastic Surgery

BEVERLY HILLS - The second season of WE TV's Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best has just had its premier and Joan Rivers is her same angry, sarcastic, space alien-looking, meddling self. The woman known as "The Bitch of Bitterness" admits to havi...
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Funny story:  Plastic surgery advertising ban

Plastic surgery advertising ban

Advertising watchdogs have indicated their support for a blanket ban on advertising for the elective plastic surgery industry after the industrial grade silicone sealant being used for breast implants has caused several women to experience breast exp...
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Funny story:  New Company Offers Post-mortem Cosmetic Surgery

New Company Offers Post-mortem Cosmetic Surgery

Cheapskates Ahoy! A new form of plastic surgery is now available, and it's completely painless and astonishingly cheap! A yet-to-be-named firm, which plans to launch other death-related ideas, has a motto: "Look Your Best at Your Funeral-on the Ch...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
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Funny story:  Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery for dogs is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now, and many practitioners are struggling to keep up. Not so Dr Michael Sag, a leading plastic surgeon who predicted the trend over a decade ago and runs the wildly successful Canine...
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Funny story:  Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa  adopt Duchess of Alba Look

Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look

The recently married Duchess of Alba, Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 85, has created something of a stir among America's actresses and popular music singers. Her look, the inflated lips, wrinkling skin and wild hair ha...
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Funny story:  Putin shows off 'Bribe of Frankenstein' facelift

Putin shows off 'Bribe of Frankenstein' facelift

Bloodyvostock - Does Russian wannabe president Vladimir Putin's plastic surgeon really hate him enough to stitch him up like former French art dealer's wife Jocelyne Wildenstein? The Kremlin rumor mill today said 'maybe' as hideous pix of a surgic...
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Funny story:  Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Chad Ellington wished all his life he could be beautiful -- and forty cosmetic surgeries later his wish has come true. The new Ellington is not only beautiful, aesthetically-speaking, but he now wishes his ugly former compatriots would leave him alo...
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Funny story:  Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Rebekah Brooks recently heard about the resemblance noted between herself and US Comedian 'Carrot Top'. She was so intrigued that she set up a secret meeting with Scott (his real name). They sat down at a small table in a basement cafe downtown L...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag To Replace Cheryl Cole and Join Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The TV Series "Vampire Vixens Gone Wild"

Heidi Montag To Replace Cheryl Cole and Join Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The TV Series "Vampire Vixens Gone Wild"

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the soon-to-be filmed television series Vampire Vixens Gone Wild had to do some fancy maneuvering after one of the stars Cheryl Cole suddenly left America and returned to her home in England. Bandini Borrapelli informed...
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History of Cross Dressing - part 1

Cross dressing in ancient times, before the invention of gender specific clothing, mainly involved shaving off the beard. This was considered a perversion by those who liked facial hair.

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