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Scalding epidemicThe Dyslexics Christmas Party fire walk caused massive scalding among entrants after the pool was filled with hot colas.
'Paddington ' the sweet kid's movie has a dark sideBoot - Legs of 'Paddington - The Director's Cut ', reveal the loveable teddy bear's naughty side....especially where he trolls Winnie The Pooh (his rival) on Facebook
Oscar Pistoris Advent CalendarBargain Booze are now selling Oscar Pistoris Advent calendars - there's a shot behind every door.
Man UpsetA man was reportedly upset on a London tube train yesterday when a schoolgirl said something to him about his baldness. Girl is still in custody as police investigation continues.
Santa threatens Work to RuleSanta has threatened to only deliver presents to homes where ' A gluten - free mince pie is left out for him 'and where there is no Health and Safety Risk to coming down the Chimney
Fool A Prisoner Day To Take Place On SaturdayPractical jokers will wait outside U.K.prisons on Saturday dressed in silver tunics or flying about in cars suspended by invisible wires so that released lifers will think they've done 100 years.
Computer Virus responds to PlaceboA Computer Virus has responded to a Vitamin Pill Writeable Disk.. ...The Disk, is in fact a Placebo, posing as an Anti-Viral Drug , but must be Cloud Compatible , and is only effective for 30-days
Beards to be taxed in another Austerity MeasureIn yet another bid to raise taxes, the Irish Government is to tax the many beards on show in Ireland. Bushier beards are to be taxed at the higher rate of 103%
Direct Debits now to include non - Human customersA Snowman has had his Direct Debit set - up with a London Bank, even though he may melt before March 2015.
People of Africa to donate 'gagging ' fundsThe people of Africa wish to send cash to the 'Band - Aid 30' Singers , in the hopes that this might stop them singing
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