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Funny story:  Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

The England v Poland World Cup qualifying match was postponed on Tuesday October 16th after heavy rain. The Stadium, purpose built for the Euro 2012 tournament held in Poland and Ukraine during the summer, has a roof but never used it. The match was rearranged for 4pm the following day, ending in a 1-1 draw. One match at Euro 2012, between co-hosts Ukraine and France, was suspended due to heavy...
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Funny story:  Romney flees Poland:  "How many Polacks does it take to…"

Romney flees Poland: "How many Polacks does it take to…"

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney had hoped for better after his disastrous trip to the UK. He visited Poland yesterday and addressed the crowd at the airport with the following: "How many Polacks does it take to…?" The Associated Press is repo...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...
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Funny story:  Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride. They...
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Funny story:  UEFA  tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

The third day of the UEFA 2010 competition got off to a fine start in Poland today. With up to 22 men and a referee on the pitch at the same time, many of them were seen to be enjoying themselves kicking a football from one end of the field to the...
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Funny story:  Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Krakow, Poland - Football fans from both Cracovia and Wisla Ultras groups made the unprecedented step of standing shoulder to shoulder in a conference room at the Swastaki Hotel, here today, in order to deny allegations of racism levelled at Polish f...
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Funny story:  Flowing Fucking Tempest!

Flowing Fucking Tempest!

For ten years now Flowing Tempest have toured the world and everywhere else. We at Back and to the Left music news caught up with the lead singer Alex Hall. So Alex long time no see in England what you been up to? Shit have we started? Yes, so how's things been going? When did we start? You haven't recorded me shouting at the Polish guy have you? No Good because it would put me...
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Funny story:  Bang, and the twerp is gone! Polish prosecutor's 'suicide' bid flops

Bang, and the twerp is gone! Polish prosecutor's 'suicide' bid flops

Poznan - A Polish military prosecutor is said to be recovering well amid early reports 'he shot himself in the foot' after a news conference. Colonel Mikolaj Przybyl took a 'comfort break' after telling reporters the reputation of the Polish armed...
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Funny story:  Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Paranoid Polish numerology nutz close Egyptian Pyramids in 11/11/11 scare

Giza - Crystal-rattling numerologists from Dar Swiatowida (Global Psychic Vision) have freaked out Egyptian antiquities curators into closing the Great Pyramid on Armistice Day. The Polish quartz cabal had applied to the Supreme Council of Antiqui...
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Funny story:  England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

England Drawn With Poland In World Cup Qualifying Group

In an unprecedented move, the FA are expected to field a team of naturalised Poles to represent England in the upcoming World Cup qualifying round against Poland. The move comes as English born players, heavily criticised in the press for their ex...
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Funny story:  Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

Obama Reaffirms Ties With Poland

US President Barack Obama has ended his shirt European tour with a visit to Poland. Obama went to visit his ancestral home in Slomnaki, just outside Krakow in the South of the country. The President's first port of call was to the local pub where...
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Funny story:  Sun's Polish Election Crisis

Sun's Polish Election Crisis

The 'Sun' is in crisis over the forthcoming Polish elections. The two front runners have names that the BBC and Sky News have been unable to pronounce: Ygmuz Rtnzxphdski and Pbsknw Lwimwqaski. In an effort to assist Sun readers the editor decided...
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Funny story:  Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy. The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks...
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Funny story:  Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...
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Funny story:  Germany invades Poland - "Sorry bout that" says Merkel

Germany invades Poland - "Sorry bout that" says Merkel

It has been reported that part of Germany accidentally spilled over the border with Poland last week, covering over 10 square miles of Polish territory. "It's all rather embarrassing, and we're terribly sorry" said German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
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Funny story:  Polish alcholic shot in the head 5 years ago and forgot!

Polish alcholic shot in the head 5 years ago and forgot!

A Polish gentleman living in Germany was shot in the head and being slightly sloshed at the time didn't even notice the bullet lodge in his skull. The last 5 years has been a constant story of being totally pissed, swallowing paracetamol, aspirins...
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Funny story:  Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Nobody understands it. Nobody can explain the sudden upsurge in popularity of the township of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA - least of all the residents of Krakow in southern Poland. Tee-shirt vendors in the Polish city can't get hold of enough 'I heart...
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Funny story:  Poland - The unasked question

Poland - The unasked question

Wawel Castle, Kraków - The grief of the mourners was all too evident among the many thousands who gathered to pay their respects to Lech Kaczynski yesterday. But so too was the sense of uneasiness. An uneasiness started by two words from a young b...
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