Which big man on the Red Sox is seeking a divorce from his wife and mother of his three children?
Issuing a statement to the public through MLB.com may not be a way to contain a problem. It's like finding the microscope that will give inquiring ey...
Of all the controversies engulfing the Red Sox, none is more pressing than the identity of the guy who will sit in the press box this season before the park microphone.
Yes, the Red Sox front office (the same one that cannot make a decision on whe...
FORT MYERS- Red Sox fans had better prepare for extreme disappointment this upcoming season.
We cannot even provide a few pathetic rhymes for this peek into the future, though we looked deeply into our dog-earred copy of the prophecies of Nostrad...
The ever-reliable MRI has shown that David Ortiz, Red Sox designated non-hitter, has two bad heels. The doctors seem to be saying to Big Papi, "Heel thyself."
Yes, this injury seems to have arisen from wearing 4-inch spike heels with his boa durin...
The World Baseball Classic featured a classic baseball brawl game, matching the neighbors of pan-America: Mexico and Canada.
For the United States, it is sort of like mediating a fight between your younger brothers. On the one hand, you want to st...
A new production of Waiting for Godot will open in Boston, Mass., this April at Fenway Park.
After years of waiting for a more relevant play from Josh Beckett, the Red Sox traded him. Now the Boston theater scene has grown tired of waiting for a w...
We've got Carl Crawford where we want him.
Crawford has something stuck in his craw, and it's the Boston media. In his weekly dump on Boston, this time he complained vociferously about the media.
Grousing season has begun, and it is open season...
David Ortiz may be the best actor on the Red Sox since the lowly Red Sox were on a twin bill with Laurence Olivier playing a second-rate vaudeville singer.
At the time we were impressed with Olivier's tapdance and Don Buddin doing something sim...
When the Los Angeles Dodgers bought the Brooklyn Bridge from the Boston Red Sox, some in Boston whooped with glee.
In Showtime land where Cinderella stories and bad movies meet frequently, Carl Crawford may be the worst of both.
The man signed...
The more things change, the more the Sox remain unchanged.
Case in point: Alfredo Aceves has once again upset the apple cart of the Red Sox training camp where peace and harmony imitate Woodstock Nation for Red Sox Nation.
With everything swe...
Millionaire owner Tom Werner of the Red Sox read the book by former manager Terry Francona, and his insight into the Red Sox in 2011 in particular.
Werner expressed pleasure that he did not have to buy the book, which would have set him back $20 w...
Red Sox have started Spring Training with guns blazing.
Red Sox hot prospect Bryce Brentz shot himself in the leg last month while cleaning one of his myriad weapons.
Though this sort of careless gun care is usually reserved for NFL players at...
The Boston Red Sox have a new campaign to win back fans.
They are insisting they have 162 chances to redeem themselves.
Cats only have nine lives, but the Red Sox are defying the odds-makers from Las Vegas. They could win 162 games, though base...
Who would have guessed that the Boston Red Sox and Fenway Park had more soapsuds than Downton Abbey?
In fact, part owner Tom Werner had marketing studies done that told him he needed to elevate the sex appeal of his players and change the entire p...
The operative word yesterday about the demise of Bobby Valentine was "fired."
We began to think this was not exactly the correct word, or perhaps it was an inexact word. After a complimentary breakfast (with brown sugar, we presume), Bobby was sh...
Like an unfinished Charles Dickens novel, the life of the Red Sox centerfielder has taken on caricature and hyperbole during the 2012 season.
With a few games left in the season, Ellsbury was yanked from the lineup for several games. No one was ta...
Those cockeyed optimists have now celebrated that the Red Sox losing season has protected their baseball draft choice. You have to be among the worst in the sport to achieve this dubious honor.
The Red Sox have lost 90 games in 2012 are can still...
What a season for the Red Sox. The manager in his final series of the season posted a lineup in which spelling mistakes of his starters proved how the team has gone in the direction of apathetic nobodies.
We spent a hard year learning to spell som...
