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Funny story:  As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine. Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...
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Funny story:  Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Internet bampot and Chief Cybernat Stuart Campbell has been forced into an embarrassing u-turn after his 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books were found to be strewn with errors. The books were launched earlier this week in a blaze of glory, i...
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Funny story:  A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...
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Funny story:  Possible Scottish independence approaches

Possible Scottish independence approaches

Within a year, Scotland may be on its way out of the UK, or it may sheepishly choose to remain. Nobody knows what will happen, which has led to feverish guessing by the media and unprecedented levels of apathy among the general public. "We may as wel...
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Funny story:  Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...
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Funny story:  Hundreds of tanks massing north of Hadrian's Wall spotted by spy satellite

Hundreds of tanks massing north of Hadrian's Wall spotted by spy satellite

A spy satellite has reported hundreds of tanks massing along the north side of Hadrians Wall in Northumberland. This unexpected build up of arms coincides with sightings of what appear to be tens of missile launching sites. Alexander Salmon, the O...
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Funny story:  Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...
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Funny story:  Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

Scotland to be as crap at athletics as it is at football by 2016 Olympics, say Yes campaign

An independent Scotland must be given the chance to fly away from Brazil in 2016 with their heads held high, which is easy to do if your head is not weighed down with a heavy gold medal round your neck, said a man on Twitter yesterday. "Scotland m...
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Funny story:  Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

Syria Cancels Plans To Invade Scotland

DAMASCUS, Syria - Word coming out of the Syrian Desert is that the Syrian government has decided to cancel its planned invasion of Scotland. A spokesperson for the Syrian government Yamadin Hashiki, 40, stated that after going over the financial s...
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Funny story:  England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

England win over Scotland is 'actually a defeat' say critics

The England football teams controversial 3-2 win over auld enemies Scotchland is to be investigated by the FA and FIFA, after various overpaid journalists, broadcasters and ex-players pointed out that the overpaid over-pampered players of the English...
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Funny story:  Cameron Immigration Crackdown

Cameron Immigration Crackdown

PM David Cameron last night warned of the dangers of unchecked immigration and erosion of the English way of life. Society Speaking at a BNP rally he said "I'm not talking about the Polish plumber that wants to come here, nick our jobs and shaf...
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Funny story:  Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP

Scotland could take UK's place in the EU, says SNP

A spokesman for the Scottish National Party has suggested that if Scotland becomes independent from the rest of the UK next year, and if the rest of the UK wants to leave the EU, then it would make sense for Scotland to take over the UK's seat in the...
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Funny story:  Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland. Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...
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Funny story:  Haggis Arrested Following Robbery

Haggis Arrested Following Robbery

Coppers have rounded up a runaway gang of vagrant haggis bank robbers in the highlands. The haggis, of which there were eighteen, were found running around in circles in a swamp on Glen Regis with a sack full of Swiss bank notes and a barrel of b...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Scoffs At The Tom Cruise Rumors

Nina Dobrev Scoffs At The Tom Cruise Rumors

REDONDO BEACH, California - Nina Dobrev has stated that she enjoys starring in The Vampire Diaries so much she would almost do it for free. But of course her agent and personal manager both have other opinions. Nina, 24, has been involved in a...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp

Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp

Following a successful stint on Comic Relief making impoverished africans laugh, the normally half-naked Prince Harry is to audition for the part of Harry Hill on ITVs successful tea-time comedy TV Burp. Harry, who describes himself on twitter as...
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Funny story:  Scottish FA To Consider Removing Saltire From Jerseys

Scottish FA To Consider Removing Saltire From Jerseys

After the Grampian Fire and Rescue Service (GFRS) chiefs removed Saltires from the grill of two fire appliances following complaints that they were offensive, Scottish football bosses are set to consider taking a similar stance with the national team...
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Funny story:  Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

Bears WR tells Scottish reporter about Viagra use in the NFL

CHICAGO, Illinois (ABSNN) - "They test NFL players for performance enhancement drugs (PED's), but what they're looking for is steroids, not male enhancement drugs such as Viagra. They can stop us from bulking up, but not from getting laid," said Chi...
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