Not to be outdone by Kroger's and some other grocery chains, Walmart has installed "infa-red" sensors in all of their stores, which will indicate the number of customers in the store, which will enable them to close lanes so that all open registers w...
A recent survey has discovered that, when it comes to clothes shopping, cross dressers win hands down for finding bargains.
"After twenty years of marriage," said Hattie Coates, editor of Fashion Magazine, "I discovered my husband was a cross dres...
As the Triple Dip recession bites deeper, and the population at large has even less money to spend on unnecessary items, such as clothes and food, charity shops are starting to feel the pinch previously only felt by first hand shops, such as River Pe...
Several hundred shoppers became disoriented inside a local shopping mall this afternoon, saying erroneous "You Are Here" arrows led them to believe they were there when they really weren't. The confused shoppers were later safely led out of the mall...
It's a question asked every time you go through a supermarket checkout line. "Did you find everything you were looking for?" But at a news conference today, a veteran grocery checkout clerk revealed that he and other checkers don't really care if y...
Thrifty shoppers spurred by the growing economic downturn are finding new ways to save mega bucks at the grocery store checkout; however some stores claim that the "penny wise" consumers may see an increase in prices should supermarkets be forced to...
With the holiday season soon to be on us its time to look at Christmas gifts for all the family.
Mom: Moms live to iron so what better gift to give than a brand new Lemco ironing board. If that was what you got for Mom last year then this year you should top it off with a nice floral print Lemco asbestos ironing board cover. Moms everywhere will be looking forward to a New Year full of ironing...
CHICAGO - The Committee Overseeing Shoppers Actions, known as COSA, has just issued a press release which will pertain to Black Friday, starting in 2013.
Anastasia "Salsa" Lightmiggle 42, national director of COSA, stated that due to the ever-grow...
Black Friday is about to get a whole lot darker and uglier. Ex-marine Lieutenant John "Take-em'-out" Maverick is training a group of shoppers in hand-to-hand shopping techniques in expectation of the annual bloodbath that is Black Friday.
The shop...
MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater.
The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
Plymouth, Mass - Mal*Wart, JC Farthings, and Maced stores all plan to open right after millions of giant turkey dinners are consumed. Who wants to wait for Black Friday?
According to Dr. Drew Upbird, medical consultant to the retail industry, con...
Dear Spoof, please help.
I went out to purchase a toaster at the local Spoof-Mart the other day. To my enlightened surprise it came with a complimentary checking account. After this exciting surprise I immediately went to the Spoof & Shop supermarket and selected numerous kinds of bread for my new device.
Then I ventured over to the Spoof Bank to open the free checking account and lucky...
Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good.
Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc...
The running of the shrews
Every Wednesday the newspaper prints the local supermarket insert with all the coupons and "two-fers." If you are a man and you need groceries, don't go to the market on Wednesday. You will surely suffer a misadventure; you might even die!
I know that in this economy people are looking for ways to save a nickel. Coupon clipping adds a few pennies to the weekly fo...
In a bid to increase its profile, national supermarket chain Asburyco are going to allow those suffering under the cut backs to have free food in a soup kitchen / food parcel kind of arrangement.
During daylight hours any participant can go to any...
When I first started cross dressing, shopping was difficult. Now, with my continuing journey into femininity, it has got no easier.
The internet is pretty good for clothes shopping. By pretty good, I mean 'amazing'. You can buy anything on the internet: a nice party frock for the office party or a satin corset with holes in places that render the garment useless. Hats, shoes, underwear, attachm...
In a bid to help Britain's last hidden minority, moves are afoot to provide transsexuals, transvestites and cross dressers with their own car parking spaces.
"Initially," said scheme organiser, Monica Soon, "this will be outside clothes shops on r...
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - A group of about 20 teenagers who went into Stefano Silvestri's Shirt Shop got the surprise of their young lives.
The teens thought that they could just barge in and help themselves to whatever shirts they wanted free of c...
