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Funny story:  Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

International Airspace, Africa - Women tennis player pros specializing in high octane on-court grunting and shrieking will be competing for the title of Miss Aeronautic Soundproofing International in a PR event launched today in tandem with the retur...
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Funny story:  The Women's Tennis Coalition of America Vows To Make The Sport Sexier!

The Women's Tennis Coalition of America Vows To Make The Sport Sexier!

NEW YORK CITY - The Women's Tennis Coalition of America has just voted on a directive that it hopes will help to increase the sagging viewership numbers. Odetta "Babe" Zigmeister, 38, who is the executive director of the WTC of A issued a statemen...
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Funny story:  John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

VENICE BEACH - John Mayer was spotted at the swank Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop searching for a brand new tennis racket. A close friend stated that Johnny, who's 35, had recently ruined two expensive tennis rackets when he tossed them agains...
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Funny story:  NASA's Bold Plan to Avoid Asteroid Armageddon

NASA's Bold Plan to Avoid Asteroid Armageddon

The US space agency NASA plans to build a giant bat for deflecting asteroids that are on collision with Earth. The bat will be put into orbit 25,000 miles above the planet. Recent near misses and hits, most notably the fly-by of a 150-foot asteroi...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Andy Murray thanks coach for US Open and Olympic triumph

Newly crowned US Open tennis champion Andy Murray last night thanked his coach, former 80s tennis star Ivan Lendl for his winning streak which saw Murray pick up a Gold medal for beating Roger Federer in the Olympic Tennis at Wimbledon, and today his...
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Funny story:  After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey has expressed the fact that she really and truly misses being in the celebrity limelight and actually feels like a fish out of water. She recently revealed that she had no idea that not being the focus of so many people's l...
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Funny story:  Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...
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Funny story:  Murray Set for Male Singles...Pop Career

Murray Set for Male Singles...Pop Career

Pop mogul and human-yet-waxwork Simon Fuller has signed Andy Murray to his label and looks set to launch his solo music career. After numerous sightings in Murray's corner throughout Wimbledon rumours started circulating about their relationship.
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Funny story:  Murray Crashes Out For England

Murray Crashes Out For England

Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...
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Funny story:  Murray v Federer  Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Murray v Federer Wimbledon Final - Celebrity Crowd Watch

Well 74 years of hurt continues as Andy Murray lost in four sets to Swiss King Roger Federer, who now has 17 Grand Slams compared to Murrays none. Celebrities packed the Centre Court and Royal Box. David Cameron was in attendance, but had to leave early after remembering he left his daughter in a local pub. Nick Clegg was on hand to be Deputy David Cameron, albeit without the family tru...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final

The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray crowned Champion of Wimbledon

Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
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Funny story:  Federer in Cyborg Conspiracy Shocker

Federer in Cyborg Conspiracy Shocker

The sporting world was reeling last night as revelations emerged about what we know as 'Roger Federer'. In claims which are sure to rock the sport to it's foundations we can confirm rumours centering around a conspiracy in which the British tennis es...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

Wimbledon - Agnieszka Radwanska Flies The Flag For Britain In Ladies Singles

In an aggressive and athletic display of the finest that ladies tennis has to offer, Poland born Brit girl, Agnieszka Radwanska cruised through to the Wimbledon Ladies Singles final, after beating Angelique Kerber, of Germany in straight sets here to...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...
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Funny story:  Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Following her admission that she has not been grunting on the courts of the professional tennis tour but impersonating her pet owl, Frederick, a well known top female tennis star has blown the lid off the grunting debate that has been dominating wome...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

British number one tennis player Andy Murray opened his 2012 Wimbledon campaign by producing a near-faultless display during a crushing victory over unknown Russian Davy Denko. Fourth seed Murray dominated Denko with huge serves and beautifully-ac...
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