Washington - Fierce competition between the Veep, US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and Secretary of State/White House funnyman [sic] John Kerry (Kerry? WTF?? Don't make me laugh, qm! - 'Ed') has seen the competition routed as Joe Biden swept into pol...
Men want to be like him and women want to be with him. He lives a fast life, traveling the world and drinking only Dos Equis beer. He is the most interesting man in the world.
At least he was. It was revealed today that he has been replaced b...
London - Writers hoping to contact elusive billionaire Spoof website owner Mark Lowton got a shock this morning when the new messaging service fee came into effect.
The measure is thought to be a practical solution to the thousands of cyber beggin...
No 3 stirred in her hammock. She would have slept all day she thought, but JLF was restless and kept shifting underneath her beautiful naked clone body.
"Bloody hell, can't a girl get some sleep? We've done this nearly 10 times now, how many more will it take?" she asked.
"Until we get it right of course," said JLF, "I didn't buy this expensive snorkling equipment for nothing you know."...
An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...
CHICAGO, Illinois (ABSNN) - "They test NFL players for performance enhancement drugs (PED's), but what they're looking for is steroids, not male enhancement drugs such as Viagra. They can stop us from bulking up, but not from getting laid," said Chi...
Earlier today Lord Leveson revealed the conclusion of his public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press.
His report is particulary scathing when it comes to satirical website 'Thespoof.co.uk'.
Describing the website...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
Well known US spoof magazine, The Onion, has hit yellowy gold by having their spoof printed in the official Chinese Communist newspaper. The spoof was taken seriously by communist leaders hoping to take a swipe at the new North Korean leader, Kim Jon...
The world famous Cole Hole Gang was in hiding today when it emerged that one of their members has been exposed as an upper class twit from West Sussex.
Clive Danton, one of the longest, but shortest members of the gang was distraught when we caug...
The widely ignored and disregarded writing partnership of "Collins and Dutton" are to re-unite based on rumours circulating the social elite.
The pair famously split following a well publicised spell of alcohol fuelled arguments and violence, when...
Reader numbers are slowly climbing on the Spoof after a long lull saw numbers drop to as low as fourteen people in the last fifteen minutes.
"Thanks to some clever tweaks with URLs and search engine optimisation, flicking the flanges and conjoinin...
A horrifying new trend has been spotted by internet "Spoof News" writers everywhere. Spoof News websites all over the net have been making sweeping editorial changes to NOTHING.
Several Spoof News websites have been accused of "Destroying Intellec...
After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning.
"Both Ron and I...
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At first New England Patriot fans suspected that their team had caught a bad virus from the Red Sox. The first half against the Bills looked putrid.
Welker and Gronkowski fumbled and dropped catches. Gostkowsky missed a couple of field goals, and...
Dear Sirs,
I read the Magazine article "Situations vacant. Typical British family wanted" by Mr Clive Danton and was quite horrified, how on earth did he know I am a junkie and my 14 year old daughter is a crack hoe with two children from different fathers? He hacked our mobile phones. If this article is not removed I will contact ITV4 and inform them we are not doing the programme.
Yours Fa...
Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...
