Showing:

Funny satire stories about Vampires

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 8 pages)
Funny story: Dead man returns to life, craving blood

Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...
View 'Dead man returns to life, craving blood'
Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity. The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films. Television shows about vampires helpe...
View 'A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013'
Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev wanted to make it clear that the rumor that season five of The Vampire Diaries will see the town of Mystic Falls, Virginia completely wiped out by a category 7 tornado is positively false. She said that she believes that th...
View 'Nina Dobrev Talks About Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries'
Funny story: Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid

Wadowice, Poland - An archaeological dig under Karol Wojtyla's family home in Poland has turned up remains of a vampire mausoleum where many of the late Pope's relatives are believed to be buried. Geologists working on the 13th century site found...
View 'Polish vampire grave could spell end of Pope John Paul II sainthood bid'
Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - The sleepy little town of Mystic Falls, Virginia is once again brimming with the hustle and bustle of it's inhabitants on the CW blockbuster hit The Vampire Diaries. The main cast member who portrays Elena Gilbert, Nina Dobrev sat down...
View 'Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back For Season 5 On The Vampire Diaries'
Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...
View 'Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson'
Funny story: WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic

Geneva, Switzerland-- The Whirled Health Organization is sounding the alarm bells today about a new illness that may cause the next pandemic. The disease is called VAMPS (Vampire Acquired Multi-Phasic Syndrome) and it has the potential to kill milli...
View 'WHO Warns Of Vampire Pandemic'
Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has announced that filming has started on the Luigi Luigiani motion picture The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas. The film is based on the Hyacinth Cynthia Barbuckle novel titled What...
View 'Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas'
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart the star of The Twilight Saga series was in Venice Beach shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. She was asked if she has gotten over being dumped by her ex-boyfriend fellow Twilight Saga star Rob Pattinson. Stewar...
View 'Kristen Stewart Says She Misses Rob Pattinson's Sexual Verbalizing'
Funny story: Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...
View 'Ian Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires'
Funny story: Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...
View 'Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe'
Funny story: Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...
View 'Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome'
Funny story: Gingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire

Gingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire

New Orleans, Louisiana vampire, Bobby Belfry, has lost all of his teeth due to the affects of advanced gingivitis. This happenstance has rendered Mr. Belfry bite-less, albeit, but not flightless. For 8,656 years and 225 days, Mr. Belfry had been...
View 'Gingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire'
Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...
View 'Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff'
Funny story: Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (ABSNN) - A vast number of the farms in this Pennsylvania county have no electricity, no televisions, no telephones, no motor vehicles, no Honey Boo Boo. They are Amish folk, and yet, even the Amish know of the Twiligh...
View 'Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga'
Funny story: Honey Boo Boo To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Honey Boo Boo To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - The producer of the hit show The Vampire Diaries has just announced that he has signed reality show star Honey Boo Boo to appear on his hit show. Manolo Middlezuck told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has been trying...
View 'Honey Boo Boo To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries'
Funny story: Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha

SANTA MONICA - The reports about Rob Pattinson, 26, and ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, 22, getting back together again have been greatly exaggerated. A close friend of Pattinson's stated to iRumors that the stories of the two making up and startin...
View 'Rob Pattinson Seen Cavorting With Ke$ha'
Funny story: Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...
View 'Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time'

Showing page 1 (of 8 pages)
Breaking News...

ISIS is not headless!

Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

5 19 3 20


96 readers are online right now!

Go to top